Me Quotes

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people.

I don't want expensive gifts; I don't want to be bought. I have everything I want. I just want someone to be there for me, to make me feel safe and secure.

I really am pretty happy with what God gave me.

Burt Reynolds once asked me out. I was in his room.

Some folks look at me and see a certain swagger, which in Texas is called "walking."

I think my first album opened a lot of doors for me to push the freedom of speech to the limit.

He taught me housekeeping; when I divorce I keep the house.

I do not so much rejoice that God hath made me to be a Queen, as to be a Queen over so thankful a people.

Excuse me while I kiss the sky.

I never - you know also one of the things that would save me for a man my age, it was not that easy to lose that much weight and fall down and look like something draped.

As long as I tell the truth I feel that nobody can touch me.

Anger is a manifestation of a deeper issue... and that, for me, is based on insecurity, self-esteem and loneliness.

My father would take me to the playground, and put me on mood swings.

People always ask me, 'Were you funny as a child?' Well, no, I was an accountant.

To be honest, when I'm home, every day is a Friday for me. It doesn't really matter what day it is for me. A lot of my friends actually have time off during the week, and so it doesn't prohibit me from enjoying myself when I am home on a Monday or a Tuesday.

People say I am ruthless. I am not ruthless. And if I find the man who is calling me ruthless, I shall destroy him.

Who shall decide when doctors disagree, And soundest casuists doubt, like you and me?

You may call me a Klansman if you will, but, potentially, every white man is a Klansman, as far as the Negro in competition with whites socially, economically and politically is concerned, and there is no use lying.

I see myself as an intelligent, sensitive human, with the soul of a clown which forces me to blow it at the most important moments.

People teach their dogs to sit; it's a trick. I've been sitting my whole life, and a dog has never looked at me as though he thought I was tricky.

Any man's death diminishes me, because I am involved in Mankind; And therefore never send to know for whom the bell tolls; it tolls for thee.

My photographs don't do me justice - they just look like me.

If I make a fool of myself, who cares? I'm not frightened by anyone's perception of me.

I don't think feminism, as I understand the definition, implies the rejection of maternal values, nurturing children, caring about the men in your life. That is just nonsense to me.

I desire so to conduct the affairs of this administration that if at the end... I have lost every other friend on earth, I shall at least have one friend left, and that friend shall be down inside of me.

Lonesome. Lonesome. I know what it means. Here all by my lonesome, dreaming empty dreams. Weary. Weary at the close of day, wondering if tomorrow brings me joy or sorrow.

These are my new shoes. They're good shoes. They won't make you rich like me, they won't make you rebound like me, they definitely won't make you handsome like me. They'll only make you have shoes like me. That's it.

He's my friend that speaks well of me behind my back.

I've looked on many women with lust. I've committed adultery in my heart many times. God knows I will do this and forgives me.