Me Quotes

For years my wedding ring has done its job. It has led me not into temptation. It has reminded my husband numerous times at parties that it's time to go home. It has been a source of relief to a dinner companion. It has been a status symbol in the maternity ward.

It seems to me that trying to live without friends is like milking a bear to get cream for your morning coffee. It is a whole lot of trouble, and then not worth much after you get it.

And a special thank you to the citizens of Massachusetts: You are paying all the taxes, creating all the jobs, raising all the children. This government is yours. Thank you for letting me serve you. I love this job.

Most chick singers say 'if you hurt me, I'll die'... I say, 'if you hurt me, I'll kick your ass.'

All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy.

I know my flaws before other people point them out to me.

I can't imagine anything more worthwhile than doing what I most love. And they pay me for it.

I still got the nasty in me.

I once saw a forklift lift a crate of forks. And it was way to literal for me.

When you're drowning, you don't say 'I would be incredibly pleased if someone would have the foresight to notice me drowning and come and help me,' you just scream.

I have a memory like an elephant. In fact, elephants often consult me.

My wife was afraid of the dark... then she saw me naked and now she's afraid of the light.

I have a little shadow that goes in and out with me, And what can be the use of him is more than I can see.

I never drink coffee at lunch. I find it keeps me awake for the afternoon.

I only know that people call me a feminist whenever I express sentiments that differentiate me from a doormat or a prostitute.

Knowledge of the self is the mother of all knowledge. So it is incumbent on me to know my self, to know it completely, to know its minutiae, its characteristics, its subtleties, and its very atoms.

I wasn't a good waitress, but I was told that I was very nice and charming, so people liked me anyway.

A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths.

Once you get a spice in your home, you have it forever. Women never throw out spices. The Egyptians were buried with their spices. I know which one I'm taking with me when I go.

God, to me, it seems, is a verb not a noun, proper or improper.

Yes, some people say to me you're too skinny, but never a skinny person says that to me, only people who could lose a few pounds say that.

There are all kinds of stupid people that annoy me but what annoys me most is a lazy argument.

Literature is my Utopia. Here I am not disenfranchised. No barrier of the senses shuts me out from the sweet, gracious discourses of my book friends. They talk to me without embarrassment or awkwardness.

My dad said to me growing up: 'When all is said and done, if you can count all your true friends on one hand, you're a lucky man.'

For me, you have to not have a formula. You have to not even sit down and say, 'I want to write right now.' It has to just kind of come out. It's not something you can plan.

Many will call me an adventurer - and that I am, only one of a different sort: one of those who risks his skin to prove his platitudes.

I don't like to talk much with people who always agree with me. It is amusing to coquette with an echo for a little while, but one soon tires of it.

To me a lush carpet of pine needles or spongy grass is more welcome than the most luxurious Persian rug.

Nothing can stop me from loving my brother.

There's nobody in the business strong enough to scare me.