Quotes By Noel Coward

Let's drink to the spirit of gallantry and courage that made a strange Heaven out of unbelievable Hell, and let's drink to the hope that one day this country of ours, which we love so much, will find dignity and greatness and peace again.

Someday I suspect, when Jesus has definitely got me for a sunbeam, my works may be adequately assessed.

Mona Lisa looks as if she has just been sick, or is about to be.

That strange feeling we had in the war. Have you found anything in your lives since to equal it in strength? A sort of splendid carelessness it was, holding us together.

The higher the building the lower the morals.

My body has certainly wandered a good deal, but I have an uneasy suspicion that my mind has not wandered enough.

I have a memory like an elephant. In fact, elephants often consult me.

It's discouraging to think how many people are shocked by honesty and how few by deceit.

Success took me to her bosom like a maternal boa constrictor.

People are wrong when they say opera is not what it used to be. It is what it used to be. That is what's wrong with it.

I'm not a heavy drinker, I can sometimes go for hours without touching a drop.

I love criticism just so long as it's unqualified praise.

I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.

We have no reliable guarantee that the afterlife will be any less exasperating than this one, have we?

Never mind, dear, we're all made the same, though some more than others.

If you must have motivation, think of your paycheck on Friday.

Just say the lines and don't trip over the furniture.

There's always something fishy about the French.

I've sometimes thought of marrying - and then I've thought again.

Extraordinary how potent cheap music is.

Wit ought to be a glorious treat like caviar; never spread it about like marmalade.

It is discouraging how many people are shocked by honesty and how few by deceit.

I'll go through life either first class or third, but never in second.

I have always paid income tax. I object only when it reaches a stage when I am threatened with having nothing left for my old age - which is due to start next Tuesday or Wednesday.

I don't believe in astrology. The only stars I can blame for my failures are those that walk about the stage.

Work is much more fun than fun.

Squash - that's not exercise, it's flagellation.