Laundry Quotes

It's better to have loved and lost than to have to do forty pounds of laundry a week.

Whether it's destiny or fate or whatever, I don't think I could do a French Laundry anywhere else.

I do my laundry on a weekly basis.

I'm definitely a messy person... I know where everything is but I just can't organize. I don't make lists and find scripts on the laundry machine, and under my bed, or in the bathroom, kitchen. It's bad, I really need to take control.

I'm kind of ashamed to be a celebrity. I don't understand wanting to read about other people's dirty laundry. I think celebrity is the biggest red herring society has ever pulled on itself.

An income tax form is like a laundry list - either way you lose your shirt.

I mean, it's a bit of a double-edged sword being a celebrity and being an actor as I'm sure you know. Your public laundry is constantly aired out and I thought that maybe I could do some good.

Now they show you how detergents take out bloodstains, a pretty violent image there. I think if you've got a T-shirt with a bloodstain all over it, maybe laundry isn't your biggest problem.Maybe you should get rid of the body before you do the wash.

An actress once advised me, 'Make sure you do your own laundry - it will keep you honest.'

I know what it's like to finish the laundry and to look in the basket five minutes later and it's full again. I know what it's like to pull all the groceries in, and see the teenagers run through, and all of a sudden, all of the groceries you just bought a few hours ago are gone.

Feminism is an entire world view or gestalt, not just a laundry list of women's issues.

Behind every working woman is an enormous pile of unwashed laundry.

In a way it was like washing your laundry in public and, yep, there you go, you've seen my underwear. And now I feel like there's nothing left, you've seen it all and I can get on.

No matter what your laundry list of requirements in choosing a mate, there has to be an element of good luck and good fortune and good timing.

I think it was one of the better meetings that I've had with those guys, because I was honestly able to say everything I wanted to say, and I pretty much aired out the dirty laundry. So from that point on, I thought all of that was behind us.

I wanted to write about what we were doing at the French Laundry, the recipes and the stories.

We should all do what, in the long run, gives us joy, even if it is only picking grapes or sorting the laundry.

We are coming down from our pedestal and up from the laundry room.

I'd sleep in a little, work out, do laundry, run errands, buy presents for people with birthdays coming up. I like it when I don't have to be anywhere, and anything I do is my choice.

I was doing comedy in laundry mats in 1992, literally where I would bring a little gorilla amp and a lapel mike and just start performing.

I'm really good at laundry, and I have no problem cleaning the kitchen.

I don't remember my mother ever playing with me. And she was a perfectly good mother. But she had to do the laundry and clean the house and do the grocery shopping.

Marriage is about the most expensive way for the average man to get laundry done.

If I don't do laundry today, I'm gonna have to buy new clothes tomorrow.

Long live your laundry!

My worst job was working in the laundry of a nursing home.

I really like doing the laundry, because I succeed at it. But I loathe putting it away. It is already clean.

I made a dollar a day sweeping a laundry out. Then we made a record that was number two in Los Angeles. We got so excited hearing it on the radio that Carl threw up.

In the period where I had to live the life of a citizen - a life where, like everybody else, I did tons of laundry and cleaned toilet bowls, changed hundreds of diapers and nursed children - I learned a lot.

It wasn't so long ago that I was a working mom myself. And I know that sometimes, much as we all hate to admit it, it's just easier to park the kids in front of the TV for a few hours, so we can pay the bills or do the laundry or just have some peace and quiet for a change.