Marriage is about the most expensive way for the average man to get laundry done. Burt Reynolds
Marriage is about the most expensive way for the average man to get laundry done.
You can only hold your stomach in for so many years. Burt Reynolds
You can only hold your stomach in for so many years.
The moment you grab someone by the lapels, you're lost. Burt Reynolds
The moment you grab someone by the lapels, you're lost.
I've always gotten along well with Texans. You've got to. Burt Reynolds
I've always gotten along well with Texans. You've got to.
My movies were the kind they show in prisons and airplanes, because nobody can leave. Burt Reynolds
My movies were the kind they show in prisons and airplanes, because nobody can leave.
Jay Leno is wonderful and a good friend, but it will always be the Carson show to a lot of people. Burt Reynolds
Jay Leno is wonderful and a good friend, but it will always be the Carson show to a lot of people.
I can sing as well as Fred Astaire can act. Burt Reynolds
I can sing as well as Fred Astaire can act.