Quotes By Dane Cook

There's always someone in every group of friends that nobody likes.

In school I was pretty quiet. Kinda shy until my junior year. But at home I was a freak.

I say it with my tongue firmly planted in cheek but there's truth to it - being a comedian is very close to being a therapist. When you're working smaller clubs, you're listening. You're feeling an energy, you're going with a tone but when people start yelling out, you almost start a conversation with people.

When you're on a movie set and you are hopefully making a comedy, everyone's stifling their laughter. You're looking at the crew guys, hoping someone is making that face like, and not like, this is not working out, man.

I don't laugh out loud at comics a lot.

The little boy inside of all us men always loves something video game related.

I feel like I was born and bred to stay self-motivated. I'm not one of those people who ho-hums and feels sorry for himself when something's bad.

I'm glad that my parents missed one thing that was really unbelievable. They saw me hit this great success. It was a blast and we had a lot of laughs. And it was just an amazing time. They passed away. And then after I got, you know, famous, all these haters came out of nowhere.

I can always get better. A lot of my ex-girlfriends don't think I'm funny.

You've gotta share what's going on in your mind.

I've lived in LA for so long, I don't even know what is real and what isn't any more.

In the year 3000, everything will be instant.

I'm always going to be someone that people enjoy watching.

I don't have to do anything for anyone else's benefit anymore. I just want to exceed my own expectations.

I like fearless characters, people just not afraid to do anything it takes to make people laugh.

I'm interested in doing everything and anything that I can to squeeze that creativity out of my brain. I guess I'm sort of a performance rat.

My fam is just a regular family. But all of them have great senses of humor.

Anger has a way of seeping into every other emotion and planting itself in there.

No one wants to drown. Drowning would be the worst. Cause everyone knows that feeling. That feeling, oh it's the worst... when you think you're drowning.

I get so into the moment.

Vince Vaughn is a genuine person, awesome guy. He'll come to a lot of my shows. It's not that often that you can meet someone as cool as Vince.

I'm focused on staying as healthy as I can so I can work more.

I'm shooting a pilot based on my show. It's a one-camera show. I play myself.

If you use tact you can say anything, then make it funny.

We all hope for breakthrough rebirth moments.

That MySpace is the story of the year. Everyone but my mother is on it.

When people refer to 'Back in the Day,' it was a Wednesday. Just a little fun fact for you.

I always wanted to be a snake. Every time I saw a snake on TV. I'd always say 'Why not me?'

Nothing is a better icebreaker than a great joke.

When I first hit the scene, it was just a lot of go, go, go, go, go. I have a lot of natural energy anyway, but it was over the top.