Quotes By Billy Mays

It's a funny business. I kind of compare it to baseball. I'm always looking for a home run.

I don't take on a product unless I believe in it. I use everything that I sell.

I'm a pitchman, my business comes from the pitch, nothing else.

I love beautiful wood.

Stuck in the plane on the runway. You can always count on US Air.

One of the things that we hope to do with 'Pitchmen' is to give people an appreciation of what we do.

Just had a close call landing in Tampa. The tires blew out upon landing.

Life's a pitch, then you buy.

It's important for me to sell a product that works.

Before you throw it away, let Mighty Mendit save the day.

Long live your laundry!

My voice, my likeness is my livelihood. That's it. I keep it simple. I pick good products.

Broken! Busted! Everybody has something to repair. Before buying new, let Mighty Putty fix it for you.

Is it demonstratable? Does it have that wow factor? Is it easy to use? Is it priced right?

You know what, rip me off once, shame on me. But twice? I'm coming after you and taking back what's mine.

Hi, Billy Mays here for...

When I'm up against a wall, that's when Billy Mays performs best.

I enjoy what I do. I think it shows.

The best things in life are free - and $19.95.