Laugh Quotes

The Chinese government wants me to say that for many centuries Tibet has been part of China. Even if I make that statement, many people would just laugh. And my statement will not change past history. History is history.

I hope in my lifetime we can all continue to laugh at ourselves and not put down anyone for what they weigh.

Nothing shortens a journey so pleasantly as an account of misfortunes at which the hearer is permitted to laugh.

It's no accident many accuse me of conducting public affairs with my heart instead of my head. Well, what if I do? Those who don't know how to weep with their whole heart don't know how to laugh either.

I just think it's fun to remind people that good television has exited and it can exist again and just to give them pleasure and enjoy it and make them laugh.

If people were really naked and everyone knew what each other was thinking, everyone would probably just laugh... or they'd lock each other up.

As much as I would love to be a person that goes to parties and has a couple of drinks and has a nice time, that doesn't work for me. I'd just rather sit at home and read, or go out to dinner with someone, or talk to someone I love, or talk to somebody that makes me laugh.

Whenever something happens that makes me laugh or if I remember something in the middle of the night that I want to share, I jot the experience down.

I'm sporty, active, bubbly, I like to make people laugh... I'm the jokester. But I'm also very traditional.

Save your rejections so that later when you are famous you can show them to people and laugh.

Most people I know are not hard-core religious people. They are what I would call 'lightly religious.' So I don't buy the notion that we can't laugh about religion in America.

I have often seen an actor laugh off the stage, but I don't remember ever having seen one weep.

If I get a hard audience they are not going to get away until they laugh. Those seven laughs a minute - I've got to have them.

I'll be in Los Angeles for two weeks and I'll have a laugh, get battered and have a buzz, but at the end of the day, I'll go home. It's just me earning a few more stories to tell everyone at home and all.

Sarah Palin - now don't laugh - is writing a book. Not just reading a book, writing a book. Actually, in the word of the publisher, she's 'collaborating' on a book. What an embarrassment! It's one of these 'I told you,' books that jocks do.

I just love to make a whole roomful of people laugh.

I'm a laugh tart. I make no secret of that fact.

And the goal really is to make the audience laugh, to bring them some joy.

Don't take yourself too seriously. Know when to laugh at yourself, and find a way to laugh at obstacles that inevitably present themselves.

If we could all just laugh at ourselves, in hard times or good times, it would be an incredible world.

Be positive and laugh at everything.

I don't know anyone who enjoys going to the hospital. To help remedy this, I got an idea to create what a Laugh Room in the pediatric ward of hospitals.

Fairytales have always got to have that scary quality, as long as you make them laugh.

I don't have to come up with a ha-ha belly laugh every day, but drawings with warmth and love or ones that put a lump in the throat. That's more important to me than a laugh.

Work hard. Laugh when you feel like crying. Keep an open mind, open eyes and an open spirit.

I'm from the suburbs and where I'm from didn't necessarily have people like you see in 'Suburgatory,' but along those lines and I think people will laugh at themselves. And it's lighthearted.

Sometimes the best way to make 'em laugh is to show 'em how you honestly feel.

I always worried I'd forget my lines or say the wrong words or the audience would laugh in the wrong places.

Most of the stuff I do on the show comes out of me just trying to make my friends laugh.

If you do one good thing, that doesn't define you either. Being around the kids in the juvenile center, they were engaging, they made us laugh but they were there for doing something terrible.