Laugh Quotes

Gordon Ramsay makes me laugh because he knows that I'm not a chef.

I've always enjoyed making people laugh. But in order for me to be funny, I have to get ticked off about something.

When people talk to me about tyranny, it makes me laugh and gives me the impression that people suffer from amnesia.

My focus is to forget the pain of life. Forget the pain, mock the pain, reduce it. And laugh.

I think we grew up thinking that the funniest things on TV were the old, serious movies. I always liked the Marx Brothers, but the thing that always made us laugh were movies like Zero Hour. That's what inspired us.

Man appears for a little while to laugh and weep, to work and play, and then to go to make room for those who shall follow him in the never-ending cycle.

You see, with me, when I'm nervous, I smile and laugh.

It's okay to laugh in the bedroom so long as you don't point.

We should laugh before being happy, for fear of dying without having laughed.

I'd like to make you laugh for about ten minutes though I'm gonna be on for an hour.

If evil be spoken of you and it be true, correct yourself, if it be a lie, laugh at it.

With 'Good Will Hunting,' Miramax made certain the recruited audience wasn't expecting to laugh at Robin Williams like they normally do. From my limited experience, you can really blow test screenings by conducting them in the wrong way.

Comedy is much more difficult than tragedy-and a much better training, I think. It's much easier to make people cry than to make them laugh.

One can know a man from his laugh, and if you like a man's laugh before you know anything of him, you may confidently say that he is a good man.

The tears of the world are a constant quality. For each one who begins to weep, somewhere else another stops. The same is true of the laugh.

If you can't laugh about sex, you shouldn't be doing it.

I love the theater as much as music, and the whole idea of getting across to an audience and making them laugh, making them cry - just making them feel - is paramount to me.

I took an acting class. After the first day, the teacher quit, so they said take another. When I saw 'How to be a Stand-up Comedian,' it resonated. I realized I'd rather make 200 people laugh than make one person cry.

I never laugh or smile when I am writing. When I come home for lunch after writing all morning, my wife says I look like I just came home from a funeral. This is not bragging. This is an illness.

I think I'm in the same mood as ever, but in some ways more mature. I guess you could say that, at 65, when you've seen the world shape up as I have, there are only two things you can do: laugh or kill yourself.