Laugh Quotes

They used to say I was a younger Winona Ryder and that always made me laugh because I'm three years older than she is.

But what if I fail of my purpose here? It is but to keep the nerves at strain, to dry one's eyes and laugh at a fall, and baffled, get up and begin again.

I wasn't planning on being a comedian; I just liked to laugh. Somebody said I should do it and that's how I started.

Most people I know are not hard-core religious people. They are what I would call 'lightly religious.' So I don't buy the notion that we can't laugh about religion in America.

If I am not allowed to laugh in heaven, I don't want to go there.

I adopt a very simple approach. I observe and reflect real life and ordinary people and sooner or later that raises a laugh.

Activism isn't about holding your faults up to the light. That's what comedy is about, it's about saying, 'Look at this person who is so flawed and frail and damaged. And we're all this frail and damaged so let's laugh at it.'

I don't do politics. I just like to laugh.

You have to walk carefully in the beginning of love; the running across fields into your lover's arms can only come later when you're sure they won't laugh if you trip.

I want to keep working, I want to keep doing my humanitarian stuff around the world, shining light on different places that have problems. Keep making movies, make people laugh.

If you can laugh, you can get through it. In our house, we laugh a lot.

I put the storyboard down and came back to it like two weeks later and saw that I had written 'Butt-Head' next to the picture, and it kind of made me laugh and I thought, Well, might as well go for every laugh you can get.

The absolute truth is the thing that makes people laugh.

People will clap to be nice. They will not laugh to be nice.

In prehistoric times, mankind often had only two choices in crisis situations: fight or flee. In modern times, humor offers us a third alternative; fight, flee - or laugh.

I used to love Kurt Cobain, when he was telling people we're a pop band. People would laugh, they thought of it as good old ironic Kurt. But he wasn't being ironic.

You can laugh when I talk, but not when I sing.

The party now is having my kids laugh and my wife laugh and my teammates. I want them to see me have fun and put it in a different way.

I think my speeches are hilarious. I think I'm a natural comedian, but I like denying people the chance to laugh. I want to deny you the relief of the punchline.

If I hurt someone, if I were to accidentally poke someone's eye out, I would laugh. And then I'd say, 'I'm sorry, I really do feel bad,' but then I'm on the floor rolling.

Sexiness wears thin after a while and beauty fades, but to be married to a man who makes you laugh every day, ah, now that's a real treat.

I need to say how I feel.aIf you were a political person before, and you just happened into a movie, to stop being a political person makes no sense. I always laugh and say, 'Dudes, if I have to choose, I'm a political person first. I would never do another movie again and be completely happy.' I need to say how I feel.

I found that I could make people laugh doing people like Shirley Bassey. Fortunately it worked.

I took the role because it's rare to read a script that makes me laugh and cry, and it spoke to my own religious feelings, as well as giving me a chance to draw on my experience as a parent. Accepting it was a no-brainer.

I love to laugh, it's my main thing. I love to abuse the English language.

My dad loved to laugh. He was very funny and very silly.

She had a penetrating sort of laugh. Rather like a train going into a tunnel.

What I really enjoy the most is seeing what the crowd likes. I enjoy making people laugh.

I like the purity of stand-up because it is all about whether people laugh at your jokes. Either they laugh or they don't.

Most people laugh at situations rather than a tagline anyway.