Quotes By Cyndi Lauper

I've always wondered what it would be like if somebody from outer space landed with three heads. Then all of a sudden everybody else wouldn't look so bad, huh? Well, OK you're a little different from me but, hey, ya got one head.

I've got a Grammy and Emmy, I'd like to have a Tony.

When I got hoarse, the manager would say, 'Drink this. Joplin used to drink this,' and I used to say, 'Joplin? Joplin's dead.

When I sing I don't feel like it's me. I feel I am fabulous, like I'm 10 feet tall. I am the greatest. I am the strongest. I am Samson. I'm whoever I want to be.

You can laugh when I talk, but not when I sing.

Everything does go in a circle.

I absolutely refuse to reveal my age. What am I - a car?

I get the greatest feeling when I'm singing. It's other-worldly. Your feet are anchored into the Earth and into this energy force that comes up through your feet and goes up the top of your head and maybe you're holding hands with the angels or the stars, I have no idea.

What, do you think that feminism means you hate men?

God has more important things to worry about than who I sleep with.

I lucked out when I started to sing. I'd already experienced failing at everything else.

Sometimes my mind boggles. It's so deep my mind actually boggles.

Humour is a great vehicle for getting a message across. If you get too serious, you could die of starch.

I wanted to make the album I always needed to make. I had to say the things I never could.

You know, I do speak the Queens English. It's just the wrong Queens that's all. It's over the 59th Street Bridge. It's not over the Atlantic Ocean.

Somebody did complain to me and tell me that my clothes were so loud they couldn't hear me sing.

There have been great things that happened to me.

When I sing I have a lot of visions. Like what's happening now in my life.

People can save the world by the way they think and by the way they behave and what they hold to be important.