Laugh Quotes

I really, really love music. I'm affected by it and uplifted by it, and made to laugh and cry, and almost fall in love with the person who has made me feel so brilliant and communicated so profoundly to me.

I don't need somebody behind a desk to tell me what a marketing survey says is funny. I got 3 million miles and 70,000 tickets sold, telling me that I know how to make people laugh.

People who do not know how to laugh are always pompous and self-conceited.

Don't you understand how dramatic it is to be a comic? To be a fool, to get people to laugh at this show-off? Milton Berle could take Laurence Olivier and stick him under the table if he wanted to. And so could I.

Depression scares people off. It makes me laugh that it has that kind of effect.

I'll do anything to get the laugh. I love it.

Then after that came word processors and it's hard to make those laugh.

I've always got stuff in my head in case I meet somebody like Steven Spielberg or someone like that, where I can hopefully say something to them that nobody else has ever said and get a laugh out of them.

And that's what the audience was feeling too, as they watched the show and as they watch it now. And overriding all of that is the way it was written. It was written honestly. There was never any manufactured laugh. There was never compromising of character.

But then I quite enjoy when something goes wrong, because when I watch DJs that take it very seriously, it's nice when you make a mistake and laugh about it.

We're just trying to make ourselves laugh. We realize critics are going to hate it, but it just makes fans like it more.

Going to Catholic school was what fueled me into comedy. The nuns were so brutal so I used to try to make my friends laugh.

You are not angry with people when you laugh at them. Humor teaches tolerance.

Even in the depths of dreadful situations, there's usually something rather comic, or something you can laugh about afterwards, at least. So, I do look for the comedy in those things.

I found every single laugh as Laertes that you can find and only realized later that you really shouldn't find any at all.

I quickly laugh at everything for fear of having to cry.

Happy is the person who can laugh at himself. He will never cease to be amused.

The Sun in London ran a front page declaring my bum a national treasure. I really did laugh at that. Its not like it can actually do anything, except wiggle.

People don't come to stadiums only to see results. They come to see a reaction, they want to see we are also human, that we can cry or laugh.

The goal is to have to do the shot again because the camera guy shook a little bit as he was laughing. Without that happening, I'm not happy because there's nothing better for me than a world that everybody's just trying to make each other laugh.

He makes me laugh, Mick! He tended to turn up when we were having lunch and entertain us all. He bought an Enigma machine! I've never worked with a producer who was more famous than everyone put together.

If you can't ignore an insult, top it; if you can't top it, laugh it off; and if you can't laugh it off, it's probably deserved.

All my boys make me laugh.

The audience changes every night. You're the same person. You have to speak your mind and do the stuff that you think is funny and makes you laugh.

You have to be great friends and make each other laugh. We laugh a lot and neither is jealous of the other.

When you say a friend has a sense of humor do you mean that he makes you laugh, or that he can make you laugh?

I'm not here to affect you politically or socially. I'm here to make you laugh. I use the news as the palette for my jokes.

Be simple in words, manners, and gestures. Amuse as well as instruct. If you can make a man laugh, you can make him think and make him like and believe you.

We sometimes laugh from ear to ear, but it would be impossible for a smile to be wider than the distance between our eyes.

Cervantes smiled Spain's chivalry away; A single laugh demolished the right arm Of his country.