Quotes By Johnny Knoxville

I love Louisiana. It's amazing.

People go to car races to watch the crashes.

People try to challenge me in bars every now and then. As long as they're not physical I just walk away, but if they get physical then I just end up in a fight.

Suffering will get you great footage. I don't know about closer to God. Although there have been times when I've suffered to the point where I think I might be about to meet him.

A lot of stand-up comedy guys, when they get a little famous, just give up their stand-up career, and it cancels out the thing that set them apart.

Everyone gets hurt, but I've probably had the most injuries.

It's just an unhealthy way to approach something, trying to outdo your last thing. You've gotta trust evolution, you've gotta trust that the bar is moving, that you don't need to force the bar. It'll just happen.

You can tell it's good if you light it and a blue flame comes up; that means it's good moonshine and it won't make you go blind.

I don't care what other people think.

I think everyone roots for the underdog.

I love the tabloids except for when I'm in 'em.

If someone hits me I consider it a challenge.

What calmed me down finally was when my girlfriend got pregnant.

I'm the fun dad, I am also the disciplinarian.

A couple days before the stunts, if I'm doing something particularly dangerous, I will go over every worst-case scenario in my head, like this could happen, this could happen, this could happen, this could happen. I try to think about that to where it's ingrained in me.

Doctors have told me I have a high pain threshold, but I can only know what I feel. I think I'm good at minimising the pain and being indifferent to it.

I'm so uncoordinated, I can't really do that much, so my specialty is standing in one spot or holding on to something, like an exploding rocket or a jetski.

I actually got stabbed at my friend's bachelor party. In real life.

I want to do dramas. I want to do comedies.

The worse the reviews, the better for our demographic.

Of course I've had a bunch of broken bones, sprains and I've had five or six concussions, with three serious ones. I also got a real heavy duty blood clot and internal bleeding from where I was shot in the stomach with a beanbag bullet that the police use for crowd control. I've also had six stitches in my head.

You were about five feet short of a ten feet jump?

I do get obsessed with constantly thinking of ideas, all day long, but that's just how it is.

I'm lucky enough to be with someone, and I am happy.

'I know this is going to end bad, but I'm going to pretend it's going to end good.' My life's philosophy.

It's a real primal thing, watching someone get hurt. It's funny and accessible.

I have a whole slew of doctors. I can count eight in my phone right now - eight different doctors, all for different parts of my body. I have specialists.

Coal mining is tough. Acting is just tedious.

I don't remember the first stunt I ever did.

Everything you see on screen is real. By doing what we do, there's naturally going to be a lot of grimacing. And whimpering.