Quotes By Johnny Knoxville

A lot of stand-up comedy guys, when they get a little famous, just give up their stand-up career, and it cancels out the thing that set them apart.

Everyone gets hurt, but I've probably had the most injuries.

People go to car races to watch the crashes.

I don't care what other people think.

People try to challenge me in bars every now and then. As long as they're not physical I just walk away, but if they get physical then I just end up in a fight.

Suffering will get you great footage. I don't know about closer to God. Although there have been times when I've suffered to the point where I think I might be about to meet him.

I love the tabloids except for when I'm in 'em.

If someone hits me I consider it a challenge.

It's just an unhealthy way to approach something, trying to outdo your last thing. You've gotta trust evolution, you've gotta trust that the bar is moving, that you don't need to force the bar. It'll just happen.

You can tell it's good if you light it and a blue flame comes up; that means it's good moonshine and it won't make you go blind.

What calmed me down finally was when my girlfriend got pregnant.