Quotes By Johnny Knoxville

I do get obsessed with constantly thinking of ideas, all day long, but that's just how it is.

A lot of stand-up comedy guys, when they get a little famous, just give up their stand-up career, and it cancels out the thing that set them apart.

Everyone gets hurt, but I've probably had the most injuries.

It's a real primal thing, watching someone get hurt. It's funny and accessible.

I have a whole slew of doctors. I can count eight in my phone right now - eight different doctors, all for different parts of my body. I have specialists.

I don't care what other people think.

Coal mining is tough. Acting is just tedious.

I love the tabloids except for when I'm in 'em.

If someone hits me I consider it a challenge.

What calmed me down finally was when my girlfriend got pregnant.

I just try to think of all the things that could go wrong so in that split second when it happens, maybe your body reacts in a way where it protects you just a little.

When I used to go into bars people would try and fight me. Women would punch me 10 years ago or put cigarettes out on my arm or my face. But it doesn't seem to happen any more. They show us a lot of love.

My parents said that I was nine months old and would throw myself out of the crib onto the floor continually. As soon as they left the room after putting me back in they'd hear a big bump and I'd be on the floor again.

I'm so uncoordinated, I can't really do that much, so my specialty is standing in one spot or holding on to something, like an exploding rocket or a jetski.

I actually got stabbed at my friend's bachelor party. In real life.

I'm not looking to lose anything. I'm looking to continue making movies.

I want to do dramas. I want to do comedies.

It's unfortunate when kids get hurt, but I wish parents would monitor what their kids are doing and watching. It's common sense, really.

We're just trying to make ourselves laugh. We realize critics are going to hate it, but it just makes fans like it more.

You were about five feet short of a ten feet jump?

I'm lucky enough to be with someone, and I am happy.

'I know this is going to end bad, but I'm going to pretend it's going to end good.' My life's philosophy.

People go to car races to watch the crashes.

People try to challenge me in bars every now and then. As long as they're not physical I just walk away, but if they get physical then I just end up in a fight.

Suffering will get you great footage. I don't know about closer to God. Although there have been times when I've suffered to the point where I think I might be about to meet him.

I don't remember the first stunt I ever did.

Everything you see on screen is real. By doing what we do, there's naturally going to be a lot of grimacing. And whimpering.

It's just an unhealthy way to approach something, trying to outdo your last thing. You've gotta trust evolution, you've gotta trust that the bar is moving, that you don't need to force the bar. It'll just happen.

I'm just basking in the glory.

You can tell it's good if you light it and a blue flame comes up; that means it's good moonshine and it won't make you go blind.