Idiot Quotes

Bleaching my hair for Two Moon Junction... my hair was fried and I looked like an idiot.

Treat everyone the same until you find out they're an idiot.

If you are strong and fighting the weak, then if you kill your opponent then you are a scoundrel... if you let him kill you, then you are an idiot.

Bush is very clever. When the debate should have been about the deterioration of our cities and the lack of action by government, he sent in his idiot to make an outrageous statement about Murphy Brown.

I couldn't hold it together today. George Clooney asked me if I was OK, and I practically collapsed. I couldn't stop crying, I had to go off sobbing like an idiot.

I believe entertainment can aspire to be art, and can become art, but if you set out to make art you're an idiot.

God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board.

I am not an idiot, and I'm not a Pollyanna sort of kumbaya type.

You find out in life that people really like you funny. So what do you give 'em? Humor. And then if you show them the other side, they don't like you as much. I find, too, that I can hide behind the idiot's mask being funny, and you never see the sorrow or the pain.

There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.

You tell me one other person that graduated from Yale that is as inarticulate as Bush. Yale's a great school, and here's this idiot.

The word user is the word used by the computer professional when they mean idiot.

Jonny doesn't want to do TV interviews because he thinks that he comes across as an idiot.

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?

The New England Journal of Medicine reports that 9 out of 10 doctors agree that 1 out of 10 doctors is an idiot.

They could have been nice to me instead of treating me like an idiot.

'God' - as revealed in his book of edicts and narratives is practically an idiot. He has nothing to say that any sensible person should want to listen to.

Golf appeals to the idiot in us and the child. Just how childlike golf players become is proven by their frequent inability to count past five.

Once you declare your loyalty to a team, every person who doesn't support that team, it's their job to ruin you, to tell you you're an idiot and to tell you that you made the wrong choice.

I'm not terribly happy about rock and roll. Certain rock music is uninspiring, numbing; it makes you feel like an idiot.

There is no one thoroughly despicable. We cannot descend much lower than an idiot; and an idiot has some advantages over a wise man.

I was an idiot in terms of career-building, but I had a great time.

Acting is the perfect idiot's profession.

Any man can make mistakes, but only an idiot persists in his error.

I still feel like an immature idiot inside, but I look in the mirror and - as a friend of mine once said- this old guy keeps getting in the way.

Finish last in your league and they call you idiot. Finish last in medical school and they call you doctor.

People need to focus on bigger issues instead of whether George Bush is an idiot or not.

But I'm not an idiot. At the end of the day, I've learned a lot.

Obviously you have to make a profit to put out a newspaper. I'm not an idiot. But when the margins are in excess of 25 per cent you're talking about greed.

You're an idealist, and I pity you as I would the village idiot.