Idiot Quotes

Any idiot can get laid when they're famous. That's easy. It's getting laid when you're not famous that takes some talent.

I'm a one-man idiot.

I'm not afraid to look like an idiot.

Bleaching my hair for Two Moon Junction... my hair was fried and I looked like an idiot.

Treat everyone the same until you find out they're an idiot.

If you are strong and fighting the weak, then if you kill your opponent then you are a scoundrel... if you let him kill you, then you are an idiot.

Bush is very clever. When the debate should have been about the deterioration of our cities and the lack of action by government, he sent in his idiot to make an outrageous statement about Murphy Brown.

Someday they may cure MS, that idiot thing. It gets in there and they can't get it out.

When I become the village idiot, or at least, it starts to become a joke, you can't do that much longer.

I do an hour's yoga and go running every day. Then I see a picture of myself and I still look like a skinny, potbellied idiot - and I thought I had turned into this superhunk!

I just wanted to make sure that what I write is what appears on screen, to not have some idiot change it on its way to the screen.

You find out in life that people really like you funny. So what do you give 'em? Humor. And then if you show them the other side, they don't like you as much. I find, too, that I can hide behind the idiot's mask being funny, and you never see the sorrow or the pain.

There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.

You tell me one other person that graduated from Yale that is as inarticulate as Bush. Yale's a great school, and here's this idiot.

I couldn't hold it together today. George Clooney asked me if I was OK, and I practically collapsed. I couldn't stop crying, I had to go off sobbing like an idiot.

I believe entertainment can aspire to be art, and can become art, but if you set out to make art you're an idiot.

God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board.

I am not an idiot, and I'm not a Pollyanna sort of kumbaya type.

The New England Journal of Medicine reports that 9 out of 10 doctors agree that 1 out of 10 doctors is an idiot.

They could have been nice to me instead of treating me like an idiot.

'God' - as revealed in his book of edicts and narratives is practically an idiot. He has nothing to say that any sensible person should want to listen to.

Golf appeals to the idiot in us and the child. Just how childlike golf players become is proven by their frequent inability to count past five.

The word user is the word used by the computer professional when they mean idiot.

Jonny doesn't want to do TV interviews because he thinks that he comes across as an idiot.

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?

I was an idiot in terms of career-building, but I had a great time.

Acting is the perfect idiot's profession.

Once you declare your loyalty to a team, every person who doesn't support that team, it's their job to ruin you, to tell you you're an idiot and to tell you that you made the wrong choice.

I'm not terribly happy about rock and roll. Certain rock music is uninspiring, numbing; it makes you feel like an idiot.

There is no one thoroughly despicable. We cannot descend much lower than an idiot; and an idiot has some advantages over a wise man.