Idiot Quotes

There is no mistaking the dismay on the face of a writer who has just heard that his brain child is a deformed idiot.

I went out with this boy on the proviso that he didn't tell anybody we were together. The idiot didn't keep his mouth shut. I dumped him. I never went out with a boy from school again.

The first man to compare the cheeks of a young woman to a rose was obviously a poet; the first to repeat it was possibly an idiot.

There's nothing more dangerous than a resourceful idiot.

In the startup world, you're either a genius or an idiot. You're never just an ordinary guy trying to get through the day.

I have to accept my role. I will never kill myself like Vincent Van Gogh. Nor will I paint beautiful water lilies like Monet. I can't do that. I'm in the idiot role of being a kiddie book person.

I've had great success being a total idiot.

I'm an idiot.

Suppose you were an idiot, and suppose you were a member of Congress; but I repeat myself.

As usual, there is a great woman behind every idiot.

If I decide to be an idiot, then I'll be an idiot on my own accord.

Indeed I had not much wit, yet I was not an idiot - my wit was according to my years.

When you've been on a programme called 'An Idiot Abroad' job offers aren't exactly flying in.

We have no higher life that is really apart from other people. It is by imagining them that our personality is built up; to be without the power of imagining them is to be a low-grade idiot.

I'm an idiot.

What is grand is necessarily obscure to weak men. That which can be made explicit to the idiot is not worth my care.

For a while, I had this uncontrollable urge - this addiction to danger. Now I look back and I think, 'Gee, what an idiot. I was risking my life just for the sensation of it.'

There's a lot of us idiot actors that get tattoos and they cover them with makeup when you do a film.

To generalize is to be an idiot.

I feel the producers really exploited my lack of talent at this time. I looked like an idiot up there. I want to be good, not something that people will laugh at.

I live right next to a grocery store and I don't know if it's the bachelor in me, but I just go in and shop for what I need for the day. I'm an idiot because I don't shop for the whole week. The check out clerks always crack jokes about the fact that I'm in there sometimes twice a day.

Every once in a while I play a true idiot, and they're really fun to play.

Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player, that struts and frets his hour upon the stage, and then is heard no more; it is a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing.

Go for a business that any idiot can run - because sooner or later, any idiot probably is going to run it.

The guy who invented the first wheel was an idiot. The guy who invented the other three, he was a genius.

He was a dreamer, a thinker, a speculative philosopher... or, as his wife would have it, an idiot.

The culture used to move relatively slowly, so you could take aim. Now it moves so fast, and is so fluffy and meaningless, you feel like an idiot even complaining about it.

The reporter claimed he was going to write the article from my point of view. Instead, he made me sound like a little idiot. It made me never want to do another interview again.

The worst gift that I ever gave a girl was a suitcase for Christmas. As in, 'I can't think of anything to give you, but here's a new suitcase.' Afterward, I was like, 'What were you thinking, idiot?'

I'll only retire in the day I should be dead and they have me buried, and some idiot spell over my casket some stupid gospel stuff.