Funny Quotes

My job is summer camp. I come and talk and try to make a TV show funny.

Laurence Olivier said in an interview once that when he plays a tragedy he always aims for the funny parts, and the other way around. Because in a comedy you look for what's serious. I think that's true. Sometimes things are really funny if you're absolutely earnest. If you're really serious, it's hilarious.

What was funny if you were there is that we were all immensely sophisticated people who knew exactly what she was going to say and we're chatting away, nice to see you.

I never said most of the things I said.

Is it spoken word? Kinda, but that's a weird area. Is it comedy? Well, it's funny but no, it's not comedy.

I got attention by being funny at school, pretending to be retarded, and jumping around with a deformed hand.

I don't think my judgment is that good. I don't know what is funny.

A comedian's body is funny as well as his mind being funny, his whole personage is funny.

My life needs editing.

You know what's funny is that I have this ongoing relationship with the city of Washington D.C. I went to George Washington University, and my nickname was K-Dub - based on G-Dub - and I'm now on the board of trustees at George Washington University.

I'm kidding about having only a few dollars. I might have a few dollars more.

This morning someone sent me a very funny photo of me holding their puppy. We have matching colour jackets.

I write about wounds, the eternal treasons of life. It's not very funny, but it's sincere. My commitment is to sincerity.

Money won't buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem.

Carol Burnett was particularly funny. She swore for the first time on television on Larry Sanders.

I may be a living legend, but that sure don't help when I've got to change a flat tire.

As you know it is a comedy so everything is a little bit pushed. That's what's funny about this kind of movie is you can laugh about the absurdity, and the bad side of life.

In this world, everyone wants to know everything about you, and I think that's funny.

So it was just funny to read a script that was just similar to what had been going on in my life.

People always ask me, 'Were you funny as a child?' Well, no, I was an accountant.

I would do it today because the thing that appealed to me was not necessarily the mechanics of the robot, but it was his personality and how funny and charming he was.

Sixth grade was a big time, in my childhood, of hoops and friendship, and coming up with funny things.

Funny, I don't feel any more powerful today than yesterday.

I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with Guess on it. I said, Thyroid problem?

I really wanted to find a piano for the farm house. There were so many free pianos on Craigslist, I thought, 'Let's get as many free pianos as we can and stick them all in the barn.' I got eight in a short period of time, only six of which were tunable, but it's still quite funny.

There's nothing cure or funny or lovable about being cheap. It's a total turn-off.

I never say a funny thing intentionally.

It's painful for me to watch someone who isn't funny. It's horrifying to sit in the back and watch some guy who just totally sucks.

If people want to compete for leadership of a religious group, they can compete in piety. A chilling thought. Or funny.

Sometimes I want to do something that's really funny and other times I read an indie script that is going to be made for nothing but I want to do it because I think that I can connect with something in the story.