Washington couldn't tell a lie, Nixon couldn't tell the truth, and Reagan couldn't tell the difference. Mort Sahl
Washington couldn't tell a lie, Nixon couldn't tell the truth, and Reagan couldn't tell the difference.
Reagan won because he ran against Jimmy Carter. If he ran unopposed he would have lost. Mort Sahl
Reagan won because he ran against Jimmy Carter. If he ran unopposed he would have lost.
My life needs editing. Mort Sahl
My life needs editing.
A conservative is someone who believes in reform. But not now. Mort Sahl
A conservative is someone who believes in reform. But not now.
Liberals feel unworthy of their possessions. Conservatives feel they deserve everything they've stolen. Mort Sahl
Liberals feel unworthy of their possessions. Conservatives feel they deserve everything they've stolen.
People tell me there are a lot of guys like me, which doesn't explain why I'm lonely. Mort Sahl
People tell me there are a lot of guys like me, which doesn't explain why I'm lonely.
