Funny Quotes

I think I've got a funny face.

I don't know now if I'm funny. I just keep talking and hope that I hit something that's funny.

The word 'funny' is a bit like the word 'love' - we don't have enough words to describe the many varieties.

It is even harder for the average ape to believe that he has descended from man.

I'll think of the idea and then I'll write something down, then within that there will be a joke or two which is the original thing which I thought was funny.

You have to discover when you're inadequate to be funny and you don't know you're inadequate when you're a kid.

What you do with it and things like that, but I basically chose this after I read it because I thought it was different and funny and unique and dark - things that I like to do.

I think things are funny when the character is taking it totally seriously.

It's funny; we never had anything like credibility. Even though we all have some sort of punk-rock background, but so what? I really don't care about that. What's credibility anyway? Who has credibility?

I realized my family was funny, because nobody ever wanted to leave our house.

I'm an idealist. I don't know where I'm going, but I'm on my way.

It's quite funny in that I once won Rear of the Year at my school! I was about 17 in the sixth form and we used to have an end of year celebration and give out different awards. I even got a little trophy!

Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody else.

The shooting of the guns, that was kind of funny, because rolling a cigarette and shooting a gun aren't like normal things for a 13-year old girl!

I like reading Ball Tongue lyrics and all that stuff. And they published a book, and I wouldn't give my lyrics, and it's all wrong in the book, and I giggle. It's funny.

I grew up in Europe, where the history comes from.

I don't think it's any coincidence that I lost my religious faith and 'manned up' in the same year. I was described somewhere as a lapsed Catholic, which is funny because I'm not going back! I want to achieve things rather than live life in an animalistic way.

My theory is that all of Scottish cuisine is based on a dare.

I'm known as a kind of dramatic, serious, almost humorless actor and the fact is, I'm a funny guy, and I spend most of my life trying to find a lighter side of things, and on stage was given plenty of opportunity to do that.

Light and funny has a more compelling quality when you're younger. But I haven't abandoned the genre: I love falling down; I love Lucille Ball. It's just that a lot of those stories revolve around problems that I can't convincingly portray at this age.

It's funny, though, because when I first started going to races after we met, I was extremely nervous. It's like being backstage and hoping you don't trip over something or break an amp or accidentally speak into a live microphone, so I was really hesitant.

Experience is what you have after you've forgotten her name.

I know from the middle distance I give off the look of being prolific, which is a funny compliment to receive.

I mean, I - it's so funny, I am, you know, I am, you know, a working woman out in the world, but I still live with my parents half the time. I've been sort of taking this very long, stuttering period of moving out.

When I was younger I wanted to be a big movie star who'd get to be funny on talk shows and then I wanted to retire and write science fiction.

I intend to live forever. So far, so good.

Some of the pictures I must say every now and then I just think are going to be funny. When it gets that much, you might as well just pull out all the stops and make it more of a burlesque.

All these jokes have been pre-approved as funny by me.

People who are funny and smart and return phone calls get much better press than people who are just funny and smart.

I love being a dad, it keeps me fit and inspired and children are so funny. They always supply you with acting material!