Dumb Quotes

I thought I was so ugly for so long, and I wasted so much of my life on this dumb notion.

I think there's a difference between ditzy and dumb. Dumb is just not knowing. Ditzy is having the courage to ask!

There are dumb actors. But there are dumb politicians and dumb bakers.

Innocence is like a dumb leper who has lost his bell, wandering the world, meaning no harm.

When I was first divorced, I started dating younger women, and it was really exciting. But after a while I was like, 'This is just dumb.'

We have to confront the very scary fact that the president is a moron. He's really dumb.

If one can only see things according to one's own belief system, one is destined to become virtually deaf, dumb, and blind.

When you're young, you look at television and think, there's a conspiracy. The networks have conspired to dumb us down. But when you get a little older, you realize that's not true. The networks are in business to give people exactly what they want.

Innocence always calls mutely for protection when we would be so much wiser to guard ourselves against it: innocence is like a dumb leper who has lost his bell, wandering the world, meaning no harm.

I seem to voice a lot of sweet, kind of dumb yellow characters for some reason.

Only very intelligent people don't wish they were in politics, and I'm dumb enough to want to be in there.

When I saw Arnold say that he didn't need a union, because people in his position don't need it, I thought, this is a very naive way to present yourself. It's also kinda dumb about making movies. It doesn't realize how the union movement even helps the star.

Well, first I studied piano. I wasn't very satisfied because I though my teachers were dumb... and repressive.

Well, he can't be dumb, I mean, because he's been president for four years and he's president again, so you're going to get caught out if you're really bad, aren't you? Unless millions and millions of Americans are dumb.

A pas de deux is a dialogue of love. How can there be conversation if one partner is dumb?

I'm not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information.

Did you ever stop to think why cops are always famous for being dumb? Simple. Because they don't have to be anything else.

She said 'I'm by commission. You don't have to pay anything until you sell anything.' I said, 'Well fine. You want to be my agent and not make anything.' I thought, 'Boy, is she dumb.'

Teenage girls these days are more and more getting lured into thinking they should dumb themselves down, and that's going to attract the wrong kind of guy, and it's serious. It's serious business.

With the exception of the New York Times, Fox news, and Lou Dobbs of CNN, and talk radio, the rest of the mainstream media has basically been silenced like a bunch of dumb monkeys.

I hate it when people talk about Buffy as being campy... I hate camp, I don't enjoy dumb TV. I believe Aaron Spelling has single-handedly lowered SAT scores.

Without philosophy, history is always for me dead and dumb.

I've always thought those guys are really funny. And I love Dumb and Dumber, Kingpin and Mary.

I had to go to a mirror and look at it. I couldn't picture myself in my own head. I had no image beyond a stick figure. I wasn't a mean person as a kid, or dumb, and something has to be said to justify excluding you.

God hears no more than the heart speaks; and if the heart be dumb, God will certainly be deaf.

I went to an all-girls pre school where everyone went off to Harvard or Yale, and I had zero interest in doing so. I think they thought I was on drugs. There was a neighboring all-boys school, so we'd get together and do dumb things. It was your typical Catholic-American upbringing.

On their own merits modest men are dumb.

I'm a meathead, man. You've got smart people, and you've got dumb people. I just happen to be dumb.

Cookbooks have all become baroque and very predictable. I'm looking for something different. A lot of chefs' cookbooks are food as it's done in the restaurants, but they are dumbed down, and I hate it when they dumb them down.

Because I had an accent, people had this impression that I was dumb.