Dumb Quotes

To make us a terrorist target in a region that is full of terrorism is dumb and unforgiveable.

I believe that a scientist looking at nonscientific problems is just as dumb as the next guy.

I don't believe in elitism. I don't think the audience is this dumb person lower than me. I am the audience.

I'd played dumbasses a lot. On Mad About You, I played a very dumb waitress and they saw me.

Look at Jessica Simpson. She's famous for being dumb. I guess it started with Marylyn Monroe, and she actually wasn't that dumb, but that's how she was perceived - and that's what got popular.

Jerry Ford is so dumb he can't fart and chew gum at the same time.

The good of a book lies in its being read. A book is made up of signs that speak of other signs, which in their turn speak of things. Without an eye to read them, a book contains signs that produce no concepts; therefore it is dumb.

I don't oppose all wars. What I am opposed to is a dumb war. What I am opposed to is a rash war.

I have been primarily interested in how and why ordinary people do unusual things, things that seem alien to their natures. Why do good people sometimes act evil? Why do smart people sometimes do dumb or irrational things?

I'm on so late I'm definitely the last seconds of anyone's attention. So I just want to give them something dumb to laugh at, so they go, 'That's funny,' then fall asleep.

Hollywood has the idea that movies have to be dumb. But especially movies for or about teenagers have to be really dumb!

I was too dumb to know Opie was going to grow up to be a great Director, if so, boy, I would certainly have become his best friend.

Everybody says how hard comedy is, but, when it comes time to honor things, whether it's on a weekly critical basis or whether it's award time, at that time of the year, comedy is the poor, dumb child of dramatic work.

I am dumb when it comes to learning dance steps.

The biggest threat to McDonald's lies within - and that is us as a company becoming complacent. There are a lot of companies that get fat, dumb and happy and take their eye off the ball and forget about serving customers.

We're not going to dumb down for them. They have to move up. They're the network and we're the show.

When you're onstage and the audience is smiling and singing and bopping along and you're all on the same level, it's the best feeling in the world. It may sound dumb and corny to say it, but it's like pure love.

Sometimes it's better to have a benign dictator than a dumb democracy, to be honest.

Most movies, once the action starts there's no more characters. You say a couple of dumb lines and then there's just explosions until the end.

I don't have to wait until the next morning to regret something I did that was kinda dumb.

When Andy died, I just drank to dumb my mind.

I know a lot of people think I'm dumb. Well, at least I ain't no educated fool.

Maybe these kids are just too young and too dumb to know about the first 13. Maybe they can't comprehend that the Braves have only won one World Series in those 13 years.

Most beautiful dumb girls think they are smart and get away with it, because other people, on the whole, aren't much smarter.

I'm a meathead. I can't help it, man. You've got smart people and you've got dumb people.

At parties, I'll start talking and notice everyone is looking at me and feel dumb and say, 'Forget it,' and then start eating things.

Being in politics is like being a football coach. You have to be smart enough to understand the game, and dumb enough to think it's important.

I just want to creatively grow and be inspired. I don't want to do anything generic or dumb.

Half of being smart is knowing what you are dumb about.

No show would be successful if you took a group of people and just said, 'You're dumb!' over and over. That's not what Broadway's about.