Quotes By Jimmy Fallon

I became a Yankees fan for a few years. But now, I gotta say, I'm really rooting for the Red Sox.

Listening is more important than talking. Just hit your mark and believe what you say. Just listen to people and react to what they are saying.

Everyone looks so much better when they smile.

The one thing you shouldn't do is try to tell a cab driver how to get somewhere.

When I see professional clowns, mimes, or people who makes ballon animals, I think of their relatives and how disappointed they must be.

We had the guys from X Men 2 do the cameras. They had a 360 camera that would go from one car, up in the air and over to another car in a continuous shot while the film was still rolling, going 90 mph.

If people want to see you, they'll find you. If they don't see you on TV, they'll find you on the Internet.

I wanted to be a Priest at one point. I was pretty religious. I was an altar boy, and I was good at it. Then, I started meeting girls and I'm like 'You know, maybe I shouldn't be a Priest.'

Arnold Schwarzenegger's publicist told USA Today that the actor has not ruled out running for governor of California, saying that he will make a decision soon. Reportedly Arnold needs that time to learn how to pronounce "gubernatorial."

I didn't act like I was there. I just got into the story.

I had a gun and I had to run and shoot, which is not easy.

There couldn't have been a better Hollywood ending for us. It's beyond baseball. It's rooting for your family.

I'm going to North Pole to help out Santa this year.

I like video games, I like tech, I like being positive.

There's always going to be someone out there... who doesn't believe in you or who thinks your head is too big or you're not smart enough. But those are the people you need to ignore, and those are the times you need to just keep doing what you love doing.

The fans were so psyched that someone was doing a movie about a Boston fan that they were giving their all.

Researches tested a new form of medical marijuana that treats pain but doesn't get the user high, prompting patients who need medical marijuana to declare, "Thank you?"

Just listen to people and react to what they are saying.

I sing in the car if I'm in LA, because you're like soundproofed.

I just really don't like being the center of attention that much. It's kind of ironic.

We picked the Red Sox because they lose. If you root for something that loses for 86 years, you're a pretty good fan. You don't have to win everything to be a fan of something.

Don't keep reaching for the stars because you'll just look like an idiot stretching that way for no reason.

I like being absurd. Being silly.

I'm on so late I'm definitely the last seconds of anyone's attention. So I just want to give them something dumb to laugh at, so they go, 'That's funny,' then fall asleep.

You only think of the best comeback when you leave.

In New York, there are so many potholes, they're like craters on the moon. That's another traffic thing.

I'd do entire music videos in my bedroom, where I used to stand in front of my television memorizing the moves to Michael Jackson's 'Beat It.'

Sandler's always good. Tom Hanks gave me some good advice.

Sometimes in a movie, the lines are so perfect.

Politics is pop. Our job as comedians - especially me, as a late-night talk show, which is a broader audience - is to amplify what we think America is thinking.