Quotes By Jimmy Fallon

It's all about the script. Reality is key to me and less cutesy.

Leno, Conan. They are both really funny. They really know how to land one.

I don't shoot guns. I don't know how to do that. I grew Upstate New York, so I fought with my fists.

I, of course, wanted to do something with Drew Barrymore. Please. So we were reading scripts back and forth and then we found this script, Fever Pitch.

Listening is more important than talking. Just hit your mark and believe what you say.

I never sing in the shower. It's very dangerous.

If you're a sports fan you realize that when you meet somebody, like a girlfriend, they kind of have to root for your team. They don't have a choice.

My parents were kind of over protective people. Me and my sister had to play in the backyard all the time. They bought us bikes for Christmas but wouldn't let us ride in the street, we had to ride in the backyard. Another Christmas, my dad got me a basketball hoop and put it in the middle of the lawn! You can't dribble on grass.

They got a great performance from me. I was happy.

I like doing energetic things.

I became a Yankees fan for a few years. But now, I gotta say, I'm really rooting for the Red Sox.

I don't even read the papers. I read 'USA Today' because it has color photos.

The running across the field thing, that was the first scene we shot in the movie. We asked the audience to stay for the scene, and 37,000 people stayed.

I like to see people laugh who are normally serious.

The one thing you shouldn't do is try to tell a cab driver how to get somewhere.

We had the guys from X Men 2 do the cameras. They had a 360 camera that would go from one car, up in the air and over to another car in a continuous shot while the film was still rolling, going 90 mph.

I wanted to be a Priest at one point. I was pretty religious. I was an altar boy, and I was good at it. Then, I started meeting girls and I'm like 'You know, maybe I shouldn't be a Priest.'

Listening is more important than talking. Just hit your mark and believe what you say. Just listen to people and react to what they are saying.

Everyone looks so much better when they smile.

When I see professional clowns, mimes, or people who makes ballon animals, I think of their relatives and how disappointed they must be.

There couldn't have been a better Hollywood ending for us. It's beyond baseball. It's rooting for your family.

If people want to see you, they'll find you. If they don't see you on TV, they'll find you on the Internet.

I'm going to North Pole to help out Santa this year.

Arnold Schwarzenegger's publicist told USA Today that the actor has not ruled out running for governor of California, saying that he will make a decision soon. Reportedly Arnold needs that time to learn how to pronounce "gubernatorial."

I like video games, I like tech, I like being positive.

I didn't act like I was there. I just got into the story.

I had a gun and I had to run and shoot, which is not easy.

Researches tested a new form of medical marijuana that treats pain but doesn't get the user high, prompting patients who need medical marijuana to declare, "Thank you?"

I sing in the car if I'm in LA, because you're like soundproofed.

We picked the Red Sox because they lose. If you root for something that loses for 86 years, you're a pretty good fan. You don't have to win everything to be a fan of something.