Quotes By Jimmy Fallon

I like video games, I like tech, I like being positive.

I never sing in the shower. It's very dangerous.

They got a great performance from me. I was happy.

I like doing energetic things.

Researches tested a new form of medical marijuana that treats pain but doesn't get the user high, prompting patients who need medical marijuana to declare, "Thank you?"

I sing in the car if I'm in LA, because you're like soundproofed.

I don't even read the papers. I read 'USA Today' because it has color photos.

We picked the Red Sox because they lose. If you root for something that loses for 86 years, you're a pretty good fan. You don't have to win everything to be a fan of something.

The running across the field thing, that was the first scene we shot in the movie. We asked the audience to stay for the scene, and 37,000 people stayed.

I like to see people laugh who are normally serious.

I'm on so late I'm definitely the last seconds of anyone's attention. So I just want to give them something dumb to laugh at, so they go, 'That's funny,' then fall asleep.

In New York, there are so many potholes, they're like craters on the moon. That's another traffic thing.

Listening is more important than talking. Just hit your mark and believe what you say. Just listen to people and react to what they are saying.

I'd do entire music videos in my bedroom, where I used to stand in front of my television memorizing the moves to Michael Jackson's 'Beat It.'

Everyone looks so much better when they smile.