Quotes By Jimmy Fallon

Just listen to people and react to what they are saying.

My parents were kind of over protective people. Me and my sister had to play in the backyard all the time. They bought us bikes for Christmas but wouldn't let us ride in the street, we had to ride in the backyard. Another Christmas, my dad got me a basketball hoop and put it in the middle of the lawn! You can't dribble on grass.

I just really don't like being the center of attention that much. It's kind of ironic.

I became a Yankees fan for a few years. But now, I gotta say, I'm really rooting for the Red Sox.

Don't keep reaching for the stars because you'll just look like an idiot stretching that way for no reason.

I like being absurd. Being silly.

The one thing you shouldn't do is try to tell a cab driver how to get somewhere.

We had the guys from X Men 2 do the cameras. They had a 360 camera that would go from one car, up in the air and over to another car in a continuous shot while the film was still rolling, going 90 mph.

You only think of the best comeback when you leave.

I wanted to be a Priest at one point. I was pretty religious. I was an altar boy, and I was good at it. Then, I started meeting girls and I'm like 'You know, maybe I shouldn't be a Priest.'

Sandler's always good. Tom Hanks gave me some good advice.

Sometimes in a movie, the lines are so perfect.

It's all about the script. Reality is key to me and less cutesy.

There couldn't have been a better Hollywood ending for us. It's beyond baseball. It's rooting for your family.

I'm going to North Pole to help out Santa this year.