Quotes By Jimmy Fallon

I like video games, I like tech, I like being positive.

Listening is more important than talking. Just hit your mark and believe what you say.

I never sing in the shower. It's very dangerous.

Researches tested a new form of medical marijuana that treats pain but doesn't get the user high, prompting patients who need medical marijuana to declare, "Thank you?"

I sing in the car if I'm in LA, because you're like soundproofed.

They got a great performance from me. I was happy.

I like doing energetic things.

We picked the Red Sox because they lose. If you root for something that loses for 86 years, you're a pretty good fan. You don't have to win everything to be a fan of something.

I don't even read the papers. I read 'USA Today' because it has color photos.

The running across the field thing, that was the first scene we shot in the movie. We asked the audience to stay for the scene, and 37,000 people stayed.

I like to see people laugh who are normally serious.

I'm on so late I'm definitely the last seconds of anyone's attention. So I just want to give them something dumb to laugh at, so they go, 'That's funny,' then fall asleep.

In New York, there are so many potholes, they're like craters on the moon. That's another traffic thing.

I'd do entire music videos in my bedroom, where I used to stand in front of my television memorizing the moves to Michael Jackson's 'Beat It.'

Listening is more important than talking. Just hit your mark and believe what you say. Just listen to people and react to what they are saying.

Everyone looks so much better when they smile.

Politics is pop. Our job as comedians - especially me, as a late-night talk show, which is a broader audience - is to amplify what we think America is thinking.

When I see professional clowns, mimes, or people who makes ballon animals, I think of their relatives and how disappointed they must be.

I was into the Mets because my Dad worked at IBM where he got free Mets tickets, so I was into the Mets... then I got to 'Saturday Night Live' where my boss has unbelievable N.Y. Yankees tickets, so he invites us to the games. I'm going to all the games, so I might as well root for the team I'm gonna go sit with.

If people want to see you, they'll find you. If they don't see you on TV, they'll find you on the Internet.

Researches at Yale found a connection between brain cancer and work environment. The No. 1 most dangerous job for developing brain cancer? Plutonium hat model.

Arnold Schwarzenegger's publicist told USA Today that the actor has not ruled out running for governor of California, saying that he will make a decision soon. Reportedly Arnold needs that time to learn how to pronounce "gubernatorial."

I didn't act like I was there. I just got into the story.

I had a gun and I had to run and shoot, which is not easy.

Leno, Conan. They are both really funny. They really know how to land one.

I don't shoot guns. I don't know how to do that. I grew Upstate New York, so I fought with my fists.

I, of course, wanted to do something with Drew Barrymore. Please. So we were reading scripts back and forth and then we found this script, Fever Pitch.

There's always going to be someone out there... who doesn't believe in you or who thinks your head is too big or you're not smart enough. But those are the people you need to ignore, and those are the times you need to just keep doing what you love doing.

The fans were so psyched that someone was doing a movie about a Boston fan that they were giving their all.

If you're a sports fan you realize that when you meet somebody, like a girlfriend, they kind of have to root for your team. They don't have a choice.