Dumb Quotes

You have to be smart to play a dumb blonde over and over again and keep the audience's attention without extraordinary physical equipment.

To make us a terrorist target in a region that is full of terrorism is dumb and unforgiveable.

I believe that a scientist looking at nonscientific problems is just as dumb as the next guy.

I don't believe in elitism. I don't think the audience is this dumb person lower than me. I am the audience.

It is just like man's vanity and impertinence to call an animal dumb because it is dumb to his dull perceptions.

Look at Jessica Simpson. She's famous for being dumb. I guess it started with Marylyn Monroe, and she actually wasn't that dumb, but that's how she was perceived - and that's what got popular.

Jerry Ford is so dumb he can't fart and chew gum at the same time.

When you're onstage and the audience is smiling and singing and bopping along and you're all on the same level, it's the best feeling in the world. It may sound dumb and corny to say it, but it's like pure love.

I have been primarily interested in how and why ordinary people do unusual things, things that seem alien to their natures. Why do good people sometimes act evil? Why do smart people sometimes do dumb or irrational things?

I'm on so late I'm definitely the last seconds of anyone's attention. So I just want to give them something dumb to laugh at, so they go, 'That's funny,' then fall asleep.

I was too dumb to know Opie was going to grow up to be a great Director, if so, boy, I would certainly have become his best friend.

I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb... and I also know that I'm not blonde.

Everybody says how hard comedy is, but, when it comes time to honor things, whether it's on a weekly critical basis or whether it's award time, at that time of the year, comedy is the poor, dumb child of dramatic work.

I am dumb when it comes to learning dance steps.

The biggest threat to McDonald's lies within - and that is us as a company becoming complacent. There are a lot of companies that get fat, dumb and happy and take their eye off the ball and forget about serving customers.

We're not going to dumb down for them. They have to move up. They're the network and we're the show.

At parties, I'll start talking and notice everyone is looking at me and feel dumb and say, 'Forget it,' and then start eating things.

Being in politics is like being a football coach. You have to be smart enough to understand the game, and dumb enough to think it's important.

I just want to creatively grow and be inspired. I don't want to do anything generic or dumb.

Sometimes it's better to have a benign dictator than a dumb democracy, to be honest.

Most movies, once the action starts there's no more characters. You say a couple of dumb lines and then there's just explosions until the end.

I don't have to wait until the next morning to regret something I did that was kinda dumb.

When Andy died, I just drank to dumb my mind.

Maybe these kids are just too young and too dumb to know about the first 13. Maybe they can't comprehend that the Braves have only won one World Series in those 13 years.

Pretend to be dumb, that's the only way to reach old age.

Most beautiful dumb girls think they are smart and get away with it, because other people, on the whole, aren't much smarter.

I'm a meathead. I can't help it, man. You've got smart people and you've got dumb people.

There are some screw-ups headed your way. I wish I could tell you that there was a trick to avoiding the screw-ups... but they're coming for ya. It's a combination of life being unpredictable, and you being super dumb.

When you work you are a flute through whose heart the whispering of the hours turns to music. Which of you would be a reed, dumb and silent, when all else sings together in unison?

Half of being smart is knowing what you are dumb about.