Dumb Quotes

If a man is dumb, someone is going to get the best of him, so why not you? If you don't, you're as dumb as he is.

I'm really, really dumb about describing wine, but I like wine that's full-bodied and dry.

I may be a dumb blonde, but I'm not that blonde.

Everything was my fault. I was so dumb. But if I hadn't made the mistakes I made, I wouldn't have met the wonderful woman I've been married to for over 30 years, so I guess that makes the mistakes OK.

I may be dumb, but I'm not stupid.

What we think of as our sensitivity is only the higher evolution of terror in a poor dumb beast. We suffer for nothing. Our own death wish is our only real tragedy.

I was deaf and dumb and blind to all but me, myself and I.

Striving to tell his woes, words would not come; For light cares speak, when mighty griefs are dumb.

Law breaking, graffiti artist, dumb jock that I am, I'm pretty socially conscious.

In the early part of my life I carried the flame for fiery women: perky women who were not dumb.

I know there are people, if I go into a market or a city for the first time, there are people that are there that just want to see the famous person, or the guy from 'Dumb and Dumber' or whatever movie they liked. And that's fine, it gets them in the door, but then it's my job to give them something different.

I went to about one frat party a year. A year seemed to be enough time for me to forget how much I didn't like frat parties, and my friends would eventually convince me to go to one. Cheap beer, guys looking for a quick hook-up, and girls playing 'dumb' to get in on the hook-up. I just never got into it.

Elvis is not so difficult as Johnny Cash because his voice is so distinctive. If you try to copy Johnny Cash, it's just going to sound dumb.

Blonde is dumb comedy, red hair is smart, sexy comedy.

Obscenities... I think a lot of dumb people do it because they can't think of what they want to say and they're frustrated. A lot of smart people do it to pretend they aren't very smart - want to be just one of the boys.

Don't dumb it down. The audience is smart and gets what you are doing.

I started realizing that I wasn't so dumb; rather, most people simply didn't know the answers to the questions that I was interested in-or they didn't care.

Generally speaking, actors are allowed NO input. Actors are dumb.

It is just like man's vanity and impertinence to call an animal dumb because it is dumb to his dull perceptions.

I appreciated and respected kids who asked questions. They didn't do it to get attention, but because they were interested. Kids who didn't want to look dumb seemed like scared little rabbits.

One man alone can be pretty dumb sometimes, but for real bona fide stupidity, there ain't nothin' can beat teamwork.

Books are the carriers of civilization. Without books, history is silent, literature dumb, science crippled, thought and speculation at a standstill.

I like smart jokes, I like dumb jokes, and I like dumb jokes done smartly.

We made this really dumb decision to put on the cover nothing from South Park but just a real life photo of a piece of pooh dressed up like Mr. Hankey, and a lot of people didn't, they didn't even know what it was.

Heaven is dumb, echoing only the dumb.

Nature makes only dumb animals. We owe the fools to society.

I had no confidence at school. I was not a good student and I really thought I was pretty stupid. Just dumb.

I'm not the same person I was. I used to act dumb. It was an act. I am 26 years old, and that act is no longer cute. It is not who I am, nor do I want to be that person for the young girls who looked up to me. I know now that I can make a difference, that I have the power to do that.

I don't think you need to dumb down to a child, you merely have to be clear, you know?

I'm a giraffe. I even walk like a giraffe with a long neck and legs. It's a pretty dumb animal, mind you.