Quotes By Margaret Cho

You don't need people to tell you how beautiful you are on there.

I have 3 dogs myself - I actually have a kennel license in order to do so. I love them so much I couldn't imagine my life without them.

Some people are that - more than a parent, more than a role model, more than anything less than a religion.

Since I became a dancer, I have felt much better about myself.

People are really terrified of me. I don't know why, I'm very nice, but people are very intimidated by me.

I think it is time for all babies to let us know who they want for president.

Comedy was all I ever wanted.

I can't drag myself away from 'Final Cut Pro.' It is a digital video editing system. I am obsessed with it, but I am always away from home, and I can't use it.

Thankfully, beauty is easier to remove than apply, and a swipe of demaquillage in the right direction and you are you once again.

You don't become a Republican until you lose all your baby teeth and fall down a lot and get the croup and then become angry and bitter.

My boyfriend and I live together, which means we don't have sex - ever. Now that the milk is free, we've both become lactose intolerant.

I am star-struck but also I've known a lot of people for a long time. Like I'm super star-struck by Grant Lee Phillips and Jon Brion but I've known them for 17 years. So it's kinda like weird to be star-struck still, but I still am!

I think self-deprecation is such a disease, and I want to cure everybody of it and so that's my contribution.

The incognito of lower class employment is an effective cloak for any dagger one might wish to hide.

I am a big 'Ellen' fan. I have been one for quite a long time now. I used to do the local news talk shows with her in San Francisco, when we were both still kids.

I'm writing a record of comedy songs. I'm doing all these collaborations with artists. I bring them lyrics and they write the music to it.

I can never tell when something is funny. I just have to do it onstage and find out.

Babies got it going on!

My life is anything but typical.

I love New York. I love working here.

To start telling people that you're beautiful, or just feel beautiful, just start acting like you are the most beautiful woman in the world. And it really improves everything! Because your sort of psyche responds to it - like this is truthful!

Privacy and security are those things you give up when you show the world what makes you extraordinary.

I love singing and that's kind of my new thing.

When you feel powerful, you are willing to stand up for your rights, you are willing to stand up for what you believe in, you're more willing to stand up and be counted.

It's very hard for a woman in comedy. It's hard for women to be bold and not care what anyone, particularly men, think. Maybe that is why so many women comics are lesbians.

If we have the opportunity to be generous with our hearts, ourselves, we have no idea of the depth and breadth of love's reach.

Maybe I wanted to hear it so badly that my ears betrayed my mind in order to secure my heart.

Sometimes the only way to deal with horrific things in life is through a dark sense of humor.

Interventions are really emotionally exhausting and I would never ever want to have one. In the same way, I would never want to have a surprise birthday party. That would be horrible.

Usually, if you smile at them and show some interest in the toy, they will give it to you. That's a straight up Democrat move!