Dog Quotes

The great pleasure of a dog is that you may make a fool of yourself with him and not only will he not scold you, but he will make a fool of himself too.

I don't have a life where it's galas, posh affairs. It's me, my dog and a sofa. And a TV.

My little dog - a heartbeat at my feet.

Nobody's going to tell me that my dog doesn't love me. That's crazy talk.

Within 10 years it will be impossible to travel to the North Pole by dog team. There will be too much open water.

Revenge is often like biting a dog because the dog bit you.

People don't know where to place me. Terry Gilliam used me as a quirky cop in 'Twelve Monkeys', and then he hired me again to be an effeminate hotel clerk in 'Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas'. Another time, I was shooting this indie film 'The Souler Opposite' and six days a week, I'm playing this big puppy dog, then I come to the 'NYPD Blue' set and become this scumbag.

What a dog I got, his favorite bone is in my arm.

I remember walking the dog one day, I saw a car full of teenage girls, and one of them rolled down the window and yelled, 'Marc Jacobs!' in a French accent.

Oh God, you know what would be really good for me is a dog locater - it would save me the hours that I have to spend looking for my dog.

In high school I was the dog, always, and I never have felt comfortable or right in my body, and part of my whole exhibitionist thing has probably been a way of testing to see whether or not I really was this repulsive creature that I felt like for so long.

It's the most prestigious dog show in the country. We love dogs, and we're having a blast out here.

I've tried word processors, but I think I'm too old a dog to use one.

I knew there was a story; once you find a dog with a fork through it, you know there's a story there.

We waited until we perfected the dog food, and then we worked on the cat food. Even though it's not going through the roof the way the dog food is, I think it will catch on eventually.

In coming to the Congress as a new Member and becoming a fellow Blue Dog, we have had an opportunity to share and really spend a great deal of time in examining the challenges that our Nation finds itself in in getting its fiscal house in order.

If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes.

Mr. Speaker, for the last 5 years I have been working with a bipartisan group of my colleagues to make it illegal to continue the barbaric practice of game bird and illegal dog fighting.

I knew I was dog meat. Luckily, I'm the high-priced dog meat that everybody wants. I'm the good-quality dog meat. I'm the Alpo of the NBA.

And I had to take care of a little dog too named Suzy. It was the promoter's wife's - Judy Lynn's - it was her dog. And one of my duties going on the tour was to take care of it.

Truly, I would not hang a dog by my will, much more a man who hath any honesty in him.

Our dog died from licking our wedding picture.

Yeah, dog was this man's best friend, for sure.

I was a dog in a past life. Really. I'll be walking down the street and dogs will do a sort of double take. Like, Hey, I know him.

I think everybody must be aware that this society is a whole lot shakier now than it was before the war. I was trying to examine, in 'Dog Soldiers,' the process of that blow falling on America.

The dog has got more fun out of Man than Man has got out of the dog, for the clearly demonstrable reason that Man is the more laughable of the two animals.

My daughter is here in town doing a play, and her dog is staying with us. We live up in the hills, so he has access to thousands of acres of wilderness.

A lover tries to stand in well with the pet dog of the house.

I did have a dog for a few years when I was little, but then just really had cats until I was about 21.

The time to save is now. When a dog gets a bone, he doesn't go out and make a down payment on a bigger bone. He buries the one he's got.