Dog Quotes

There are more dog owners in America than there are conservatives.

My mom was a ventriloquist and she always was throwing her voice. For ten years I thought the dog was telling me to kill my father.

Don't let the same dog bite you twice.

I don't think there's anything wrong with a hot dog or other convenience foods, as long as they're balanced with fresh vegetables. It's hard to ignore 95 percent of the grocery store.

I was in New York and I walked into this pet store and came out with a dog.

My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives.

I wanna survive an avalanche. I wanna be one of those people a dog finds buried under a ton of snow, almost dying of starvation.

You can tell by the kindness of a dog how a human should be.

I'm a car singer, in fact sometimes I pretend to take my dog out for a walk, and I'll just drive him around and start singin'.

Youth will be served, every dog has his day, and mine has been a fine one.

Quarreling over food and drink, having neither scruples nor shame, not knowing right from wrong, not trying to avoid death or injury, not fearful of greater strength or of greater numbers, greedily aware only of food and drink - such is the bravery of the dog and boar.

My relaxation has always been my animals - going to the dog park with them, going to the beach.

The dog was created specially for children. He is a god of frolic.

The dog is almost human in its demand for living interest, yet fatally less than human in its inability to foresee.

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself.

A dog will teach you unconditional love. If you can have that in your life, things won't be too bad.

But on the other hand, in the midst of the chaos, you find normal people. You find people who are willing to risk their lives to tell you what they saw, even though they have no dog in the fight.

A book reads the better which is our own, and has been so long known to us, that we know the topography of its blots, and dog's ears, and can trace the dirt in it to having read it at tea with buttered muffins.

The dog, the rabbit and the hoop all feature in the painting, and take the place of the orrery.

I lost interest in firearms because we had a dog that was scared to death of the sound of a rifle shot.

Again, in Wag the Dog, war has to be declared by an act of congress. But if you go to war, you don't have to declare war. You're just at war and we did that, which is not legal.

Money can buy you a fine dog, but only love can make him wag his tail.

Love is the emotion that a woman feels always for a poodle dog and sometimes for a man.

I am still married, yes - no children. I have Benzo, though; he's my dog, a Lhasa apso.

I was Chairman Mao's dog. What he said to bite, I bit.

If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: Pour a little Lavoris in the toilet.

I'm not responsible enough to have a dog - or a child.

The CD is dedicated to our dog Nell, who passed away last year.

I like to visit my horse, have a walk with my dog.

The first year I was on the show, it took an interviewer about 45 minutes to get it out of me that I even had a dog, and even then I wouldn't tell him the dog's name.