Dog Quotes

You know how most dogs lick you on the cheek? If you're sleeping and not ready for it, my dog, Joe, will get his tongue inside your mouth. It's by far the worst kiss I've ever had.

When it comes to having a central nervous system, and the ability to feel pain, hunger, and thirst, a rat is a pig is a dog is a boy.

I have always wanted a dog, but we don't have anyone to care for it.

The dog lives here, Pete. You're just visiting.

I look at myself like a show dog. I've got to keep her clipped and trimmed and in good shape.

Sentimental irony is a dog that bays at the moon while pissing on graves.

A boy can learn a lot from a dog: obedience, loyalty, and the importance of turning around three times before lying down.

Who gets the bird, the hunter or the dog?

I may have grown cynical from long service, but this is a tendency I do not like, and I sometimes think I'd rather be a dog and bay at the moon than stay in the Senate another six years and listen to it.

I don't let guys do hickeys. That's like a dog marking his territory or something.

Any dog, you put him in the corner, no matter if they're vicious or not, they're going to bite back.

I would look at a dog and when our eyes met, I realized that the dog and all creatures are my family. They're like you and me.

The view only changes for the lead dog.

There's a saying. If you want someone to love you forever, buy a dog, feed it and keep it around.

Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.

I love women, but I feel like you can't trust some of them. Some of them are liars, you know? Like I was in the park and I met this girl, she was cute and she had a dog. And I went up to her, we started talking. She told me her dog's name. Then I said, 'Does he bite?' She said, 'No.' And I said, 'Oh yeah? Then how does he eat?' Liar.

For us in Russia communism is a dead dog. For many people in the West, it is still a living lion.

Men have been found to deny woman intellect; they have credited her with instinct, with intuition, with a capacity to correlate cause and effect much as a dog connects its collar with a walk.

I had rather see the portrait of a dog that I know, than all the allegorical paintings they can show me in the world.

The weather here is gorgeous. It's mild and feels like it's in the eighties. The hot dog vendors got confused because of the weather and thought it was spring, so they accidentally changed the hot dog water in their carts.

This man used to go to school with his dog. Then they were separated. His dog graduated!

But in order to be the thing you want to be, you have to work like a dog at the thing you love.

You just need to be a flea against injustice. Enough committed fleas biting strategically can make even the biggest dog uncomfortable and transform even the biggest nation.

Sayles could pull a performance out of a dog. I'm serious. He was just amazing. The world could fall apart and he remained on neutral.

Do not wave stick when trying to catch dog.

The impetus behind going to graduate school was a year after graduating from college spent in Dallas working at the dog food factory and Bank America and not having met success in my chosen field, which at that point was being an actress.

I'm the little dog who goes the wrong way - under the hoop.

I have a Lab, it's fun to hang out and hike with the dog, people come up to him, and pet him, it's fun.

The human imagination... has great difficulty in living strictly within the confines of a materialist practice or philosophy. It dreams, like a dog in its basket, of hares in the open.

I'm like an old dog, I hate to be run off from home.