Quotes By Melissa Rivers

The Emmys are flat-out fun.

It's the most prestigious dog show in the country. We love dogs, and we're having a blast out here.

The interviews have been a little tough due to the fact that we're interviewing dogs. We see a lot of contestants licking themselves, but we're used to that from covering the Grammys.

My son Cooper has just turned ten and the sarcasm fairy has already started to take up residence inside his body. Not only am I living with my mother - again! - but I've also got her mini-me to contend with.