Mother-in-law Quotes

Behind every successful man is a proud wife and a surprised mother-in-law.

I told my mother-in-law that my house was her house, and she said, 'Get the hell off my property.'

Be kind to your mother-in-law, but pay for her board at some good hotel.

My mother-in-law was with me during all four of my births and when she was sitting next to me holding my hand during the cesareans, well, I craved that.

A mother-in-law is better than a single and childless political persona, though.

My mother-in-law had a pain beneath her left breast. Turned out to be a trick knee.

I have a great relationship with my mother-in-law. We're both Leos, we understand each other.

Behind every successful man stands a surprised mother-in-law.

But there, everything has its drawbacks, as the man said when his mother-in-law died, and they came down upon him for the funeral expenses.

I saw six men kicking and punching the mother-in-law. My neighbour said 'Are you going to help?' I said 'No, six should be enough.'

Conscience is a mother-in-law whose visit never ends.

Just got back from a pleasure trip: I took my mother-in-law to the airport.

I have no problem putting my feet up and watching football but my mother-in-law is always doing stuff.