Quotes By Jerome K. Jerome

It is in our faults and failings, not in our virtues, that we touch each other, and find sympathy. It is in our follies that we are one.

If you are foolish enough to be contented, don't show it, but grumble with the rest.

Love is like the measles; we all have to go through it.

It is easy enough to say that poverty is no crime. No; if it were men wouldn't be ashamed of it. It is a blunder, though, and is punished as such. A poor man is despised the whole world over.

But there, everything has its drawbacks, as the man said when his mother-in-law died, and they came down upon him for the funeral expenses.

A loud noise at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other.

People who have tried it, tell me that a clear conscience makes you very happy and contented; but a full stomach does the business quite as well, and is cheaper, and more easily obtained.

It is a most extraordinary thing, but I never read a patent medicine advertisement without being impelled to the conclusion that I am suffering from the particular disease therein dealt with in its most virulent form.

We are so bound together that no man can labor for himself alone. Each blow he strikes in his own behalf helps to mold the universe.

The weather is like the government, always in the wrong.

Time is but the shadow of the world upon the background of Eternity.

What I am looking for is a blessing not in disguise.

It is so pleasant to come across people more stupid than ourselves. We love them at once for being so.

We drink one another's health and spoil our own.

Conceit is the finest armour a man can wear.

It is impossible to enjoy idling thoroughly unless one has plenty of work to do.

Nothing is more beautiful than the love that has weathered the storms of life. The love of the young for the young, that is the beginning of life. But the love of the old for the old, that is the beginning of things longer.

One we discover how to appreciate the timeless values in our daily experiences, we can enjoy the best things in life.

There is no fun in doing nothing when you have nothing to do.

Idleness, like kisses, to be sweet must be stolen.

I like work; it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.

I can see the humorous side of things and enjoy the fun when it comes; but look where I will, there seems to me always more sadness than joy in life.

It is always the best policy to speak the truth, unless, of course, you are an exceptionally good liar.

I attribute the quarrelsome nature of the Middle Ages young men entirely to the want of the soothing weed.