Me Quotes

Personally, I would be delighted if there were a life after death, especially if it permitted me to continue to learn about this world and others, if it gave me a chance to discover how history turns out.

After I hit a home run I had a habit of running the bases with my head down. I figured the pitcher already felt bad enough without me showing him up rounding the bases.

There's been a lot of talk of me being a one-man show but that's simply not the case. We win games when I score 40 points and we've won when I score 10.

I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond.

Show me the person you honor, for I know better by that the kind of person you are. For you show me what your idea of humanity is.

I wish people would love everybody else the way they love me. It would be a better world.

What turns me on about the digital age, what excited me personally, is that you have closed the gap between dreaming and doing. You see, it used to be that if you wanted to make a record of a song, you needed a studio and a producer. Now, you need a laptop.

Failure is a word unknown to me.

As for me, all I know is that I know nothing.

To me luxury is to be at home with my daughter, and the occasional massage doesn't hurt.

Kiss me and you will see how important I am.

Great events make me quiet and calm; it is only trifles that irritate my nerves.

With me, nothing goes right. My psychiatrist said my wife and I should have sex every night. Now, we'll never see each other!

I praticed making faces in the mirror and it would drive my mother crazy. She used to scare me by saying that I was going to see the devil if I kept looking in the mirror. That fascinated me even more, of course.

Give me chastity and continence, but not yet.

I have great people, smart people that are around me and we love the challenge. I guess it's like climbing a mountain or building a building. It's a challenge but you love every challenge that it brings or presents itself.

You can chain me, you can torture me, you can even destroy this body, but you will never imprison my mind.

My idea of an agreeable person is a person who agrees with me.

When an actor comes to me and wants to discuss his character, I say, 'It's in the script.' If he says, 'But what's my motivation?, ' I say, 'Your salary.'

It was my delusion and naivety that brought me here.

As I have discovered by examining my past, I started out as a child. Coincidentally, so did my brother. My mother did not put all her eggs in one basket, so to speak: she gave me a younger brother named Russell, who taught me what was meant by "survival of the fittest."

Christ beside me, Christ before me, Christ behind me, Christ within me, Christ beneath me, Christ above me.

I retain what's interesting to me, but I don't have a lot of strategic depth.

What I needed most was to love and to be loved, eager to be caught. Happily I wrapped those painful bonds around me; and sure enough, I would be lashed with the red-hot pokers or jealousy, by suspicions and fear, by burst of anger and quarrels.

And the idea of just wandering off to a cafe with a notebook and writing and seeing where that takes me for awhile is just bliss.

It usually takes me more than three weeks to prepare a good impromptu speech.

Tell me and I forget. Teach me and I remember. Involve me and I learn.

It strikes me as odd that the free exercise of religious faith is sometimes treated as a problem, something America is stuck with instead of blessed with.

I think Barack Obama is a socialist. I think he cares for his country - don't get me wrong about that - but I think he truly misunderstands what this country was based upon, the values that America was based upon, which was free enterprise and having the ability to risk your capital and having a chance to have a return on your investment.

I give thanks everyday that I've been able to take my craziness and make it work for me.