Quotes By Charlie Sheen

You can't process me with a normal brain.

Boom, crush. Night, losers. Winning, duh.

When friends asked me, Can we help? I'd say, Not unless you can alter time, speed up the harvest or teleport me off this rock. I used that line from Star Wars.

From my big beautiful warlock brain, welcome to 'Sheen's Korner' ... You're either in my corner, or you're with the trolls.

I just didn't believe I was like everybody else. I thought I was unique.

You either love or you hate. You live in the middle, you get nothing.

I've got volumes on how not to behave. I've got more information now than a guy should have at my age.

Fame is empowering. My mistake was that I thought I would instinctively know how to handle it. But there's no manual, no training course.

I have one speed, I have one gear: go!

That we are to stand by the President right or wrong is not only unpatriotic and servile, but is morally treasonable to the American public.

I think what drove me insane for a long time is feeling like I hadn't earned most of what I achieved because it came so fast.

There was a reason my first substantial role after rehab was to play a maniac whose personal story ended badly. I knew what it was like to go those dark places. I played a guy who died as a result of his abuse.

The paramedic called the press and sold me like a loaf of bread. This was news, and he wanted to be the one to report it.

What is a normal childhood? We weren't rich, we were pretty middle-class. My dad survived from job to job; with him taking care of so many relatives, he couldn't save any money.

I saw 28 Days. I don't remember rehab being like a day camp or being that funny. Rehab is a dumping ground. It's a big landfill.

I'm different. I have a different constitution, I have a different brain, I have a different heart. I got tiger blood, man. Dying's for fools, dying's for amateurs.

People say you have to work on your resentments. Yeah, no, I'm gonna hang onto them and they're gonna fuel my attack.

It's not an act. I love it. It's totally original. People go, 'What's going on with this guy? Why does he sound so weird? What is going on in his brain. I don't know. Just one day I suddenly woke up with a new brain.

I'm here and I'm ready. They're not. Bring it.

I think I have a duty as a recovering guy to help, to make my knowledge of what I went through accessible.

I'm dealing with fools and trolls and soft targets. It's just strafing runs in my underwear before my first cup of coffee. I don't have time for these clowns.

Usually in a battle sequence when a bomb is going off, you forget you're acting.

I think my passion is misinterpreted as anger sometimes. And I don't think people are ready for the message that I'm delivering, and delivering with a sense of violent love.

We're going to shoot one Polaroid per show. I'm going to sign this before it even develops because I know that once it develops with my signature on it, it's worth a fortune. I'll make this a work of magic warlock art.

I've got mad energy for days. That's what people can't get their minds around. They say, 'Oh, he's going to crash.' They try to apply all these common terms to a guy who is not common. I don't fit into their little box.

I still don't have all the answers. I'm more interested in what I can do next than what I did last.

Life all comes down to a few moments. This is one of them.

Uncertainty is a sign of humility, and humility is just the ability or the willingness to learn.

I so desperately wanted to be Mr. Somebody. Instead, I was the little brother, included to a point.

The only thing I'm addicted to is winning. This bootleg cult, arrogantly referred to as Alcoholics Anonymous, reports a 5 percent success rate. My success rate is 100 percent.