Quotes By Charlie Sheen

I've got mad energy for days. That's what people can't get their minds around. They say, 'Oh, he's going to crash.' They try to apply all these common terms to a guy who is not common. I don't fit into their little box.

I still don't have all the answers. I'm more interested in what I can do next than what I did last.

Life all comes down to a few moments. This is one of them.

Uncertainty is a sign of humility, and humility is just the ability or the willingness to learn.

I so desperately wanted to be Mr. Somebody. Instead, I was the little brother, included to a point.

The only thing I'm addicted to is winning. This bootleg cult, arrogantly referred to as Alcoholics Anonymous, reports a 5 percent success rate. My success rate is 100 percent.

I try to be known more for my work than for anything else.

You have the right to kill me, but you don't have the right to judge me. That's life. There's nobility in that. There's focus. It's genuine. It's crystal and it's pure and it's available to everybody, so just shut your traps and put down your McDonalds, your vaccines, your Us Weekly, your TMZ and the rest of it.

I've spent, I think, close to the last decade effortlessly and magically converting your tin cans into pure gold.

Sure, I did a lot of things in excess. But if you look at the core, the foundation of what I pursued, what red-blooded young American male in my position wouldn't?

I am on a drug. It's called Charlie Sheen.

I have defeated this earthworm with my words. Imagine what I would have done with my fire breathing fists.

What you come to discover is, it isn't how you get there, it's that you get there. If that's what it took to get me where I'm at today, so be it.

I'm sorry, man, but I've got magic. I've got poetry in my fingertips. Most of the time - and this includes naps - I'm an F-18, bro. And I will destroy you in the air. I will deploy my ordinance to the ground.

For now, I'm just going to hang out with these two smoking hotties and fly privately around the world. It might be lonely up here, but I sure like the view.

I tried marriage. I'm 0 for 3 with the marriage thing. So, being a ballplayer - I believe in numbers. I'm not going 0 for 4. I'm not wearing a golden sombrero.

Dad kept us out of school, but school comes and goes. Family is forever.

Here's the good news. If I realize that I'm insane, then I'm okay with it. I'm not dangerous insane.

There have to be more important things going on in the world than my past.

I'm bi-winning. I win here, I win there.

As kids we're not taught how to deal with success; we're taught how to deal with failure. If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. If at first you succeed, then what?

Duh! So, we're asking you now, what are some of your favorite lines that this warlock brain produced?

I don't have a tuxedo that fits anymore because my chest and my biceps are too big.

Dad almost died of a heart attack in the middle of making Apocalypse Now, the biggest movie of his life. It doesn't make you want to jump into that business.

I'm tired of ignoring that I march to a different beat.

Slash sat me down at his house and said, You've got to clean up your act. You know you've gone too far when Slash is saying, Look, you've got to get into rehab.

The run I was on made Sinatra, Flynn, Jagger, Richards, all of them look like droopy-eyed armless children.

I have to tell them that last night was a shameful train wreck filled with blind cuddly puppies.