Me Quotes

All I can do is be me, whoever that is.

Girls are scary. Large groups of girls scare the crap out of me.

When my time on earth is gone, and my activities here are passed, I want they bury me upside down, and my critics can kiss my ass!

To me, it's the folly of man to make God human.

O God, O God, how weary, stale, flat, and unprofitable seem to me all the uses of this world!

I do not like broccoli. And I haven't liked it since I was a little kid and my mother made me eat it. And I'm President of the United States and I'm not going to eat any more broccoli.

When the whole world has their eyes on you, if you say something that doesn't truly come from your spirit and your soul, or if you wear something that doesn't come from your spirit and your soul, it's an injustice to your position. And so, I'm really myself every single day and I do it because I know my fans would want me to.

Plato is dear to me, but dearer still is truth.

Vanity of science. Knowledge of physical science will not console me for ignorance of morality in time of affliction, but knowledge of morality will always console me for ignorance of physical science.

I stayed in a really old hotel last night. They sent me a wake-up letter.

No one ever told me I was pretty when I was a little girl. All little girls should be told they're pretty, even if they aren't.

I want people to remember me as a full on entertainer and a good person.

My mind rebels at stagnation. Give me problems, give me work, give me the most abstruse cryptogram, or the most intricate analysis, and I am in my own proper atmosphere. But I abhor the dull routine of existence. I crave for mental exaltation.

I am sitting in the smallest room of my house. I have your review before me. In a moment it will be behind me.

Nothing brings me more happiness than trying to help the most vulnerable people in society. It is a goal and an essential part of my life - a kind of destiny. Whoever is in distress can call on me. I will come running wherever they are.

The people of New York took a big chance on me. And I'm well aware of that.

Somewhere deep down there's a decent man in me, he just can't be found.

Success didn't spoil me, I've always been insufferable.

I have been complimented many times and they always embarrass me; I always feel that they have not said enough.

And time for reflection with colleagues is for me a lifesaver; it is not just a nice thing to do if you have the time. It is the only way you can survive.

I don't excercise. If God had wanted me to bend over, he would have put diamonds on the floor.

Experience taught me a few things. One is to listen to your gut, no matter how good something sounds on paper. The second is that you're generally better off sticking with what you know. And the third is that sometimes your best investments are the ones you don't make.

I have good looking kids. Thank goodness my wife cheats on me.

Issues are never simple. One thing I'm proud of is that very rarely will you hear me simplify the issues.

Experience has taught me, when I am shaving of a morning, to keep watch over my thoughts, because, if a line of poetry strays into my memory, my skin bristles so that the razor ceases to act.

Leadership to me means duty, honor, country. It means character, and it means listening from time to time.

I am the number one Ninja and I have killed all the Shoguns in front of me.

I want to be very close to someone I respect and admire and have somebody who feels the same way about me.

In the depth of winter I finally learned that there was in me an invincible summer.

I never ask a man what his business is, for it never interests me. What I ask him about are his thoughts and dreams.