Married Quotes

Is this a proposal? I'm married now, you know.

I'm fortunate that the books sell, but even more fortunate to live in Chatham, to be very happily married and to have, on the whole, a fairly clear conscience.

Playing a fashion designer could be the bane of my existence because I am married to a fashion designer.

I've been married twice. Most women would rather not be married to a traveling blues singer.

I'm married, you know. I love my husband and I have a child.

I want to wait to have sex until I'm married.

Always get married in the morning. That way if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted the whole day.

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

I always remembered that when I saw people get married they got on a rocketship and went to Planet Happiness, Population: Them.

I don't really want to get married to get married pretend.

Before I married, I had three theories about raising children and no children. Now, I have three children and no theories.

I'm married to my best friend!

I want to get married before I'm 30. And I'd like to win an Oscar before then.

I was married for 30 years. Isn't that enough? I've had my share of dirty underwear on the floor.

I know I will never have an affair with a married man again.

I wrote my first books when I was single and then I got married and then had a kid and there were different things happening in my life.

On the night before we were married, all of the anxiety in the world came down upon me.

I married an excellent parent, but I'm not sure that I've made a great parent.

I had a family, I had children, I got married. My ambition changed.

Whenever I get married, I start buying Gourmet magazine.

Why does a woman work ten years to change a man's habits and then complain that he's not the man she married?

The wedding took place in Vermont, where they have legalized gay civil unions, and I married a woman.

I'm a married man and I've got two children, and you have to do sacrifices.

Why in almost all societies have married women specialized in bearing and rearing children and in certain agricultural activities, whereas married men have done most of the fighting and market work?

It's just as hard... staying happily married as it is doing movies.

Fortunately, I'm married to someone who's a pretty excellent parent!

People do stupid things in the heat of the moment. I've been in Vegas where I've gotten married for, like, five minutes.

The proper behavior all through the holiday season is to be drunk. This drunkenness culminates on New Year's Eve, when you get so drunk you kiss the person you're married to.

I saw my wife at a pool, flipped over her, and 14 days later we were married.

I know a lot of Americans in Paris who have married Frenchmen. They keep bringing up their experience, the clash of civilizations, the clash of personalities.