I was a thirteen-year-old boy for thirty years. Mickey Rooney
I was a thirteen-year-old boy for thirty years.
You always pass failure on your way to success. Mickey Rooney
You always pass failure on your way to success.
I buy women shoes and they use them to walk away from me. Mickey Rooney
I buy women shoes and they use them to walk away from me.
When I say I do, the justice of the peace replies, 'I know, I know...' Mickey Rooney
When I say I do, the justice of the peace replies, 'I know, I know...'
Always get married in the morning. That way if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted the whole day. Mickey Rooney
Always get married in the morning. That way if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted the whole day.
A lot of people have asked me how short I am. Since my last divorce, I think I'm about $100,000 short. Mickey Rooney
A lot of people have asked me how short I am. Since my last divorce, I think I'm about $100,000 short.
I'm the only man in the world with a marriage licence made out to whom it may concern. Mickey Rooney
I'm the only man in the world with a marriage licence made out to whom it may concern.
