Married Quotes

I married beneath me, all women do.

No, no, it was the relationships. That was that group. People believed that Rob and Laura were really married in real life. You know, a lot of people believed that.

Mom and Pop were just a couple of kids when they got married. He was eighteen, she was sixteen and I was three.

All my six husbands married me for different reasons.

The dread of lonliness is greater than the fear of bondage, so we get married.

I'm not married, I frequently use my debit card to buy things that cost less than three dollars, and my bedroom is so untidy it looks like vandals ransacked the Anthropologie sale section. I'm kind of a mess.

I never married because there was no need. I have three pets at home which answer the same purpose as a husband. I have a dog which growls every morning, a parrot which swears all afternoon, and a cat that comes home late at night.

I'm married. Who cares about me?

No, you're not allowed to be bossy when you're married. You have to learn compromise, and compassion and patience.

The only good husbands stay bachelors: They're too considerate to get married.

I feel like we were married from the moment we sat down there.

Being married is kind of like being a Ken-doll; you don't get to dress yourself anymore.

All of the troubles that some people have in life is that which they married into.

I was hit for the first time before I was married.

I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years.

After I got married, the first child born to us was mentally handicapped.

I am about to be married, and am of course in all the misery of a man in pursuit of happiness.

It's funny because I think it also goes very well with the show. It has this reputation as being this love city where everyone goes to get married, but when you get there, it's very corny and tacky.

After being married for over 37 years, I showed extremely poor judgment by engaging in an extramarital affair.

Gertrude Stein really thought of Hemingway as frail. He almost married Stein.

First and foremost, I married for love.

It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass.

In Psycho IV, the time is five years after III, and Norman is out of the hospital. He's a married man, and he's finally learned how to love somebody and have natural sex without killing his lover.

I think that enduring, committed love between a married couple, along with raising children, is the most noble act anyone can aspire to. It is not written about very much.

We always get up about 5:30, and George gets up and goes in and gets the coffee and brings it to me, and that's been our ritual since we got married. And we read the newspapers in bed and drink coffee for about an hour probably, read our briefing papers.

The married state, with and without the affection suitable to it, is the completest image of heaven and hell we are capable of receiving in this life.

His words and music weren't just joined; they were inseparably married.

I think getting married gave me a focus. It gave me a focus and direction I want to have in my life. And I think having another person that you make such a purposeful bond with has given me the opportunity to see how that can be with all the other aspects of my life.

Susan, an only child who never had any roots, and I, a lone wolf who got married 20 years to late, were adopted by the kids as much as they were by us.

Married life is an existence with bars around it.