Quotes By Finley Peter Dunne
There ain't any news in being good. You might write the doings of all the convents of the world on the back of a postage stamp, and have room to spare.
Finley Peter Dunne
Alcohol is necessary for a man so that he can have a good opinion of himself, undisturbed be the facts.
Finley Peter Dunne
The world is not growing worse and it is not growing better - it is just turning around as usual.
Finley Peter Dunne
One of the strangest things about life is that the poor, who need the money the most, are the ones that never have it.
Finley Peter Dunne
Vice is a creature of such hideous mien... that the more you see it the better you like it.
Finley Peter Dunne
The past always looks better than it was. It's only pleasant because it isn't here.
Finley Peter Dunne
Most vegetarians look so much like the food they eat that they can be classified as cannibals.
Finley Peter Dunne