Married Quotes

I am married to the theater, and the films are only my mistress.

Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house.

Justin Bieber and I are going to get married some day. I also like Tom Cruise. He's very classy.

Never get married in college; it's hard to get a start if a prospective employer finds you've already made one mistake.

I guarantee whenever I get married or have a baby, everyone is going to want to know my kid's name and I'm not going to say it for ages. That's just the way I want to do it. It'll come out but it won't have come from me.

A simple enough pleasure, surely, to have breakfast alone with one's husband, but how seldom married people in the midst of life achieve it.

A married couple are well suited when both partners usually feel the need for a quarrel at the same time.

And getting married this autumn was certainly an additional incentive to spend rather more time in England.

I married someone 30 years older than me, a doctor, a playboy who had a terrible Don Juan reputation.

Getting married and starting a family has been a lifelong goal and one that I have persevered through different paths up to it!

I met my wife, Margaret L. Mack, at the University of Chicago. We were married in 1936. She died in 1970.

That married couples can live together day after day is a miracle that the Vatican has overlooked.

When you have a baby, love is automatic, when you get married, love is earned.

What do I know about sex? I'm a married man.

Every day there is a compromise. Living with somebody requires a lot of understanding. But I love being married. I really love it.

Ireland is a great country to die or be married in.

I would hate now to be married. It does occur to me on occasion that, if I fall and hit my head, there will be no one to make the phone call. But who wants to think about that disaster, I'd prefer not to.

I'm getting married because I'm in love with a girl and want to spend my life with her. You can't live your life doing what other people want you to or you'll be miserable. At some point you just have to be yourself.

The world has grown suspicious of anything that looks like a happily married life.

Half a psychiatrist's patients see him because they are married - the other half because they're not.

All men make mistakes, but married men find out about them sooner.

You do not want to get married at 22! Especially if you're famous, because girls are going to be throwing themselves at you.

I was married by 18 and I had a beautiful little girl.

Love is the terrible secret people are suspected of unless they're married, then one always suspects they don't.

Social Security makes up a much larger share of total retirement income for unmarried women and minorities than it does for married couples, unmarried men and whites.

I would like to be married and have kids. I would like to do that... Yes, I could see me settling down at some point.

Once I married Fernando, I became invisible.

My mother and stepfather were married 43 years, so I have watched a long marriage. I feel like I had a very good role model for that. And, you know, it's just a number.

My mother would not talk to me for weeks, would not stay under my roof for as long as I was married to Oleg.

I think women still want to be married. But I don't think they'll do anything to get married anymore.