Mail Quotes

Liberal soccer moms are precisely as likely to receive anthrax in the mail as to develop a capacity for linear thinking.

Discourse is fleeting, but junk mail is forever.

We now open our mail with gloves and mask, though I can't imagine why anyone would target a literary agency!

I love receiving fan mail.

I hope all of you are going to fill out your census form when it comes in the mail next month. If you don't return the form the area you live in might get less government money and you wouldn't want that to happen, would you.

I love home. I'll stay up there for days on end, I won't even go down the driveway to look for the mail.

Some very famous directors have started in the mail room, which is just getting inside the studio, getting to know people, getting to know the routine.

I would really hate to have e-mail. It's bad enough with all the mail I get.

Twice I had been stopped by these jobs, and I thought the role on Dark Shadows would go on for about three or four weeks. And then, the phenomenon began, the role caught on, the mail started to flood in.

Who needs fan mail when you have the Internet?

Any editing, software work, and mail is done in this exported Plan 9.

I'm certainly getting a lot more mail... that's basically it.

I like fruit baskets because it gives you the ability to mail someone a piece of fruit without appearing insane. Like, if someone just mailed you an apple you'd be like, 'huh? What the hell is this?' But if it's in a fruit basket you're like, 'this is nice!'

I get an awful lot of fan mail, and I read all that I can.

Now back in those days, to become a rural mail carrier you had to be approved by congress.

Star Wars was not a very big part but I enjoyed doing it and I get more fan mail for that than anything else I've ever done. It's quite extraordinary, it comes in every day, unbelievable.

CBS started to confiscate our packages and mail as a safety procedure. A lot of packages that people send for the holidays and to our kids we can't open. A lot of times they are from overseas. It's very upsetting at times.

Carloads of tourists would photograph the family mailbox, and there was weird mail, death threats.

At least for the people who send me mail about a new language that they're designing, the general advice is: do it to learn about how to write a compiler.

One of my timesaving habits is to save all of my magazines and junk mail for airplane trips. I walk on the plane with a very heavy bundle, but by the time the trip is over, it can all be thrown away.

That's my dream job, to be able to mail songs out to people who want to hear them. Paste my face on them and not travel all over the world trying to sell them.

I don't even have voice mail or answering machines anymore. I hate the phone, and I don't want to call anybody back. If I go to hell, it will be a small closet with a telephone in it, and I will be doomed and destined for eternity to return phone calls.

If I'm home with no chore at hand, and a package of books has come, the television set and the chess board and the unanswered mail will have to manage without me if one of the books is a detective story.

Whenever I do your show, sometimes I get a little check in the mail and then I take that check and buy a new pair of shoes, and then I wear those shoes the next time I do your show.

It is hard to check five email inboxes, three voice mail systems, or five blogs that you are tracking.

Most of my mail comes from young people.

I get mail; therefore I am.

I guess I'm not that aware of such a big fan base. I have a few core people who write me no matter what I'm doing, but I hardly have sacks of mail being dropped on my door!

If you take the biological weapons in the United States we still will have perhaps a single individual who was able to make anthrax, dry it, and spread it through the mail and cause terror.

And I love the hate mail I get, the unsigned, misspelled letters I get telling me to go back to Russia or wherever.