Quotes By Amy Sedaris

Well I went to New Orleans to cover the jazz festival for Trio, it's this new arts channel, it's really great.

I hate playing pretty or sane people. Most people are not attractive or all there.

My characters always like themselves.

I always find something to keep me busy.

David and Dad didn't get along too well growing up. I mean we all got along, but it was harder on David, because David wasn't going to be the son that Dad wanted. But now they're like best friends.

I choose to do unattractive people, because then I can pretend they think they're attractive.

But I love how people who are musical, they know how to dress.

My kitchen's pink, like skin-tone pink, and I lowered my spice rack so it's eye level - it's true! - and my phone, so I can reach it when I fall, it's right there.

Books are challenging and inspirational to me.

It was more of their quirky show. It was more like a cult show. The ratings weren't really that high.

I always got along with all types of people - popular people as well as drug addicts.

I just like to have the ideas. Other people can help see them through.

My father and I have a very good relationship. We always got along. But I always scold him.

I really don't like going out. I don't like restaurants because I don't like the idea of someone, a waitress, being responsible for my evening. I like seconds, and more, and lots of conversation, and I've always hated the idea that in a restaurant an evening just ends. I find that incredibly depressing.

I'm gonna do the whole bedroom in camel color - it's an old lady color.

They just expected it to you know... Paul, Steve and I could have hired our own publicist, if we wanted to, but I kind of liked the way it was more of a cult thing and those that liked it, liked it, you know what I mean?

My mom used to say that Greek Easter was later because then you get stuff cheaper.

Whenever I do your show, sometimes I get a little check in the mail and then I take that check and buy a new pair of shoes, and then I wear those shoes the next time I do your show.

More men than women like 'Strangers With Candy'. Pretty girls don't like the show. They don't like to see an ugly lady.

I live in the moment.

I swear I want to be a food model.

I'd rather have a part where you walk into a room and you leave. That's perfect for me.

I have always wanted a bunny and I'll always have a rabbit the rest of my life.

I failed first grade, which is my biggest problem. You always feel like a failure, like you're stupid.

I'm not ambitious.

You know when you watch old movies, it's always the small parts you remember, the character actors who come in like a breath of fresh air.

I stayed in New York City for the first time, I'd always wanted to do that.

But I always like to play ugly people who think they're pretty.

I have no desire to carry a movie.

People who shop in health food stores never look healthy.