Quotes By Ann Coulter

The Democrats have no actual policy proposals of their own unless constant carping counts as a policy.

When we were at peace, Democrats wanted to raise taxes. Now there's a war, so Democrats want to raise taxes. When there was a surplus, Democrats wanted to raise taxes. Now that there is a mild recession, Democrats want to raise taxes.

Liberals are stalwart defenders of civil liberties - provided we're only talking about criminals.

I know Jesus Christ died for my sins, and that's all I really need to know.

The New York Times editorial page is like a Ouija board that has only three answers, no matter what the question. The answers are: higher taxes, more restrictions on political speech and stricter gun control.

Even Obama's staunchest supporters are starting to leave him. Last week Michelle Obama demanded to see a copy of his birth certificate.

I am emboldened by my looks to say things Republican men wouldn't.

I think there should be a literacy test and a poll tax for people to vote.

Liberal soccer moms are precisely as likely to receive anthrax in the mail as to develop a capacity for linear thinking.

I've decided to cut out the part of the speech where I say anything nice about Democrats.

Liberals become indignant when you question their patriotism, but simultaneously work overtime to give terrorists a cushion for the next attack and laugh at dumb Americans who love their country and hate the enemy.

While the form of treachery varies slightly from case to case, liberals always manage to take the position that most undermines American security.

I'm not going to be lectured to.

If John Kerry had a dollar for every time he bragged about serving in Vietnam - oh wait, he does.

My libertarian friends are probably getting a little upset now but I think that's because they never appreciate the benefits of local fascism.

They've hit us and we've got to hit back hard, and I'm not just talking about the terrorists.

We should invade their countries, kill their leaders and convert them to Christianity. We weren't punctilious about locating and punishing only Hitler and his top officers. We carpet-bombed German cities; we killed civilians. That's war. And this is war.

Clinton's attempt to socialize healthcare was the second most disgusting thing he did in the oval office. I can't remember was the first thing was.

Swing voters are more appropriately known as the 'idiot voters' because they have no set of philosophical principles. By the age of fourteen, you're either a Conservative or a Liberal if you have an IQ above a toaster.

Whenever a liberal begins a statement with 'I don't know which is more frightening,' you know the answer is going to be pretty clear.

There are lots of bad Republicans, there are no good Democrats.

If the press really thinks Obama is Lincoln, they ought to treat him like they treated Bush, 'cause that's how they treated Lincoln. His critics compared Lincoln to an ape; they called him an illiterate baboon.

The fact that a Republican is in the late Senator Kennedy's old seat probably must have him rolling in his grave, probably spilling his drink.

Four years of Jimmy Carter gave us two titanic Reagan landslides, peace and prosperity for eight blessed years - and even a third term for his feckless vice president, George H.W. Bush.

I'm a Christian first, and a mean-spirited, bigoted conservative second, and don't you ever forget it.

Why couldn't Obama have picked somebody respectable as his running mate, you know, like John Kerry did?

Conservatives have a problem with women. For that matter, all men do.

When you try to figure out what the religious right is, it ultimately comes down either to one man, Pat Robertson, or anyone who believes in a higher being and wants their taxes cut.

If only Al Sharpton were around, Lincoln would have known he was a victim of racism.

I might be in favor of national healthcare if it required all Democrats to get their heads examined.