Quotes By Ann Coulter

Ironically, since Obama was elected, for the first time in my life I'm sometimes not proud of my country.

We've finally given liberals a war against fundamentalism, and they don't want to fight it. They would except that it would put them on the same side as the United States.

If we're so cruel to minorities, why do they keep coming here? Why aren't they sneaking across the Mexican border to make their way to the Taliban?

Usually the nonsense liberals spout is kind of cute, but in wartime their instinctive idiocy is life-threatening.

If a university official's letter accusing a speaker of having a proclivity to commit speech crimes before she's given the speech - which then leads to Facebook postings demanding that Ann Coulter be hurt, a massive riot and a police-ordered cancellation of the speech - is not hate speech, then there is no such thing as hate speech.

I love to engage in repartee with people who are stupider than I am.

If we took away women's right to vote, we'd never have to worry about another Democrat president.

Taxes are like abortion, and not just because both are grotesque procedures supported by Democrats. You're for them or against them. Taxes go up or down; government raises taxes or lowers them. But Democrats will not let the words "abortion" or "tax hikes" pass their lips.

In fact Sarah Palin has created more jobs than Obama has. She created eleven jobs fact-checking at the AP just for the Palin autobiography.

The really amazing part, to me, was when Florida made it into the Final Four, the Democrats didn't demand a recount.

Political debate with liberals is basically impossible in America today because liberals are calling names while conservatives are trying to make arguments.

We don't want someone who will get 98 percent of the vote. We want someone who will get 51 percent of the vote.

Democrats couldn't care less if people in Indiana hate them. But if Europeans curl their lips, liberals can't look at themselves in the mirror.

When every one of your arguments is characterized an attempt to bring back slavery or resegregate lunch counters, it's a little hard to have any sort of productive debate.

When we were at peace, Democrats wanted to raise taxes. Now there's a war, so Democrats want to raise taxes. When there was a surplus, Democrats wanted to raise taxes. Now that there is a mild recession, Democrats want to raise taxes.

The New York Times editorial page is like a Ouija board that has only three answers, no matter what the question. The answers are: higher taxes, more restrictions on political speech and stricter gun control.

Even Obama's staunchest supporters are starting to leave him. Last week Michelle Obama demanded to see a copy of his birth certificate.

Democrats always assure us that deterrence will work, but when the time comes to deter, they're against it.

The Democrats have no actual policy proposals of their own unless constant carping counts as a policy.

Liberals are stalwart defenders of civil liberties - provided we're only talking about criminals.

I know Jesus Christ died for my sins, and that's all I really need to know.

Liberals become indignant when you question their patriotism, but simultaneously work overtime to give terrorists a cushion for the next attack and laugh at dumb Americans who love their country and hate the enemy.

I am emboldened by my looks to say things Republican men wouldn't.

While the form of treachery varies slightly from case to case, liberals always manage to take the position that most undermines American security.

I think there should be a literacy test and a poll tax for people to vote.

If John Kerry had a dollar for every time he bragged about serving in Vietnam - oh wait, he does.

Liberal soccer moms are precisely as likely to receive anthrax in the mail as to develop a capacity for linear thinking.

I've decided to cut out the part of the speech where I say anything nice about Democrats.

We should invade their countries, kill their leaders and convert them to Christianity. We weren't punctilious about locating and punishing only Hitler and his top officers. We carpet-bombed German cities; we killed civilians. That's war. And this is war.

Swing voters are more appropriately known as the 'idiot voters' because they have no set of philosophical principles. By the age of fourteen, you're either a Conservative or a Liberal if you have an IQ above a toaster.