Quotes By Ann Coulter

The New York Times editorial page is like a Ouija board that has only three answers, no matter what the question. The answers are: higher taxes, more restrictions on political speech and stricter gun control.

I think there should be a literacy test and a poll tax for people to vote.

Even Obama's staunchest supporters are starting to leave him. Last week Michelle Obama demanded to see a copy of his birth certificate.

Liberal soccer moms are precisely as likely to receive anthrax in the mail as to develop a capacity for linear thinking.

I've decided to cut out the part of the speech where I say anything nice about Democrats.

I'm not going to be lectured to.

Liberals become indignant when you question their patriotism, but simultaneously work overtime to give terrorists a cushion for the next attack and laugh at dumb Americans who love their country and hate the enemy.

While the form of treachery varies slightly from case to case, liberals always manage to take the position that most undermines American security.

My libertarian friends are probably getting a little upset now but I think that's because they never appreciate the benefits of local fascism.

If John Kerry had a dollar for every time he bragged about serving in Vietnam - oh wait, he does.

They've hit us and we've got to hit back hard, and I'm not just talking about the terrorists.

Clinton's attempt to socialize healthcare was the second most disgusting thing he did in the oval office. I can't remember was the first thing was.

There are lots of bad Republicans, there are no good Democrats.

We should invade their countries, kill their leaders and convert them to Christianity. We weren't punctilious about locating and punishing only Hitler and his top officers. We carpet-bombed German cities; we killed civilians. That's war. And this is war.

Swing voters are more appropriately known as the 'idiot voters' because they have no set of philosophical principles. By the age of fourteen, you're either a Conservative or a Liberal if you have an IQ above a toaster.

Whenever a liberal begins a statement with 'I don't know which is more frightening,' you know the answer is going to be pretty clear.

If the press really thinks Obama is Lincoln, they ought to treat him like they treated Bush, 'cause that's how they treated Lincoln. His critics compared Lincoln to an ape; they called him an illiterate baboon.

The fact that a Republican is in the late Senator Kennedy's old seat probably must have him rolling in his grave, probably spilling his drink.

I'm a Christian first, and a mean-spirited, bigoted conservative second, and don't you ever forget it.

Conservatives have a problem with women. For that matter, all men do.

Four years of Jimmy Carter gave us two titanic Reagan landslides, peace and prosperity for eight blessed years - and even a third term for his feckless vice president, George H.W. Bush.

Why couldn't Obama have picked somebody respectable as his running mate, you know, like John Kerry did?

If only Al Sharpton were around, Lincoln would have known he was a victim of racism.

When you try to figure out what the religious right is, it ultimately comes down either to one man, Pat Robertson, or anyone who believes in a higher being and wants their taxes cut.

I might be in favor of national healthcare if it required all Democrats to get their heads examined.

Ironically, since Obama was elected, for the first time in my life I'm sometimes not proud of my country.

It would be a much better country if women did not vote. That is simply a fact. In fact, in every presidential election since 1950 - except Goldwater in '64 - the Republican would have won, if only the men had voted.

As the leader of twelve apostles, even Jesus had more executive experience than Obama.

Whether they are defending the Soviet Union or bleating for Saddam Hussein, liberals are always against America. They are either traitors or idiots, and on the matter of America's self-preservation, the difference is irrelevant.

If a university official's letter accusing a speaker of having a proclivity to commit speech crimes before she's given the speech - which then leads to Facebook postings demanding that Ann Coulter be hurt, a massive riot and a police-ordered cancellation of the speech - is not hate speech, then there is no such thing as hate speech.