Golf Quotes

I'll tell you what, I've been in some seriously bad places playing golf and it's just part of the game.

I have a tip that can take 5 strokes off anyone's golf game. It's called an eraser.

I'm just a seasonal guy. Basketball, football, baseball, boxing, golf. Give it to me all the time.

You have a lot of time on these tours. As Alice Cooper said, you can either drink all day or golf.

You know, why the game of golf is popular? Very easy, it's a great game.

It was cool for a couple of weeks, but how much bad golf can you play?

I did envisage being this successful as a player, but not all the hysteria around it off the golf course.

I hate golf to be tricked up. To me it's a fun game.

I don't have a life, I really don't. I'm as close to a nun as you can be without the little hat. I'm a golf nun.

I just picked up golf, it was good, give me a chance to play golf.

Golf is the only sport that a professional can enjoy playing with his friends.

Really in all my years on Tour, in the U.S. Open I probably played great golf in two of them, out of maybe 20, so it's a lot of work.

Success in golf depends less on strength of body than upon strength of mind and character.

Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to anybody who owns hideous clothing.

Well, I think that Augusta is not the same golf course that I grew up on. Bobby Jones' philosophy was giving you space off the tee; if you put it in the right side of the fairway, you ended up getting the right angle to the green.

I don't feel badly about that. There's a lot of energy on the golf course. The guys are playing great. I like the pairings in the afternoon. I'm going to take what we've got.

Golf may be a hussy, but I love her.

I think I was given a gift to play golf and to be mentally strong.

Wherever we play golf, people come out here to get autographs. They obviously come out to watch us play and see us in action, but they also want to interact with us.

Golf is a thinking man's game. You can have all the shots in the bag, but if you don't know what to do with them, you've got troubles.

To have the opportunity to complete the slam at the Open at St Andrews, the home of golf, is something I will never ever forget.

My doctor asked me how many golf balls I had hit in my career. I'm lying there in bed calculating somewhere between four and five million golf balls I had hit to do that on my body.

Pretty it's pretty good for me because I'm over here in the winters. It's really improved my golf game.

We know that golf is an ancient game with great history and tradition, but our golf is only 10 years old so don't judge us too harshly.

I think people like players they can relate to. It seems as if people think they know me. I just think I'm an ordinary Joe who plays golf very, very well.

Golf is so popular simply because it is the best game in the world at which to be bad.

Placing the ball in the right position for the next shot is eighty percent of winning golf.

All I ever wanted to do was play competitive golf against the best players in the world.

Reverse every natural instinct and do the opposite of what you are inclined to do, and you will probably come very close to having a perfect golf swing.

I don't like going to the mall. I'm not really like the other girls. I just like to go out on the golf course and play. Golf is fun and feels really good.