Golf Quotes

Everyone gets surprised because neither one of my parents play golf. Like I said in my speech, my aunt and uncle really love golf, and we visited them, and she gave me two clubs. Like people think when they don't know who my dad is, they think he's my coach.

You build a golf game like you build a wall, one brick at a time.

Golf isn't first on my list anymore. There are a lot of things ahead of golf and I have to go ahead and do those things so I can play golf. I'm tired of hurting. Tired of fighting pain.

I worked at a hospital for a week. And at a golf course when I was in college at Kansas for about a week. The tips weren't good so I quit.

So my game is solid. So that obviously makes me feel confident, that like anybody else in this field, you name them, I feel like I've got the ability to win the golf tournament just as much as they have, and that's the way I'm going to take it.

I don't have a life, I really don't. I'm as close to a nun as you can be without the little hat. I'm a golf nun.

I just picked up golf, it was good, give me a chance to play golf.

Golf is the only sport that a professional can enjoy playing with his friends.

Really in all my years on Tour, in the U.S. Open I probably played great golf in two of them, out of maybe 20, so it's a lot of work.

Success in golf depends less on strength of body than upon strength of mind and character.

Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to anybody who owns hideous clothing.

Well, I think that Augusta is not the same golf course that I grew up on. Bobby Jones' philosophy was giving you space off the tee; if you put it in the right side of the fairway, you ended up getting the right angle to the green.

The game of golf would lose a great deal if croquet mallets and billiard cues were allowed on the putting green.

I don't feel badly about that. There's a lot of energy on the golf course. The guys are playing great. I like the pairings in the afternoon. I'm going to take what we've got.

Golf may be a hussy, but I love her.

I think I was given a gift to play golf and to be mentally strong.

How can you get tired of playing golf?

Every day I play golf, that's my goal. To break 70 the other way. To shoot 70 or better.

I'm actually a very quiet person off the golf course. I talk 150 miles per hour when I'm at the course, but when in private I very seldom ever open my mouth.

Have you ever noticed what golf spells backwards?

I didn't know much about golf growing up.

I think golf is a waste of time and a waste of a sunny afternoon. I also stink at it. I have never found anything, including divorce and a sexual harassment suit, more frustrating.

There are no maladies in my golf game. My golf game stinks.

One of my favorite things to do is play golf at Braemar Country Club. It's quiet and not overly crowded. The people are nice, and there's wildlife all around the course. As far as my game itself, I can go from a 10 handicap to a 30, depending on the day.

Golf course design is exciting.

If you think it's hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf ball.

I don't play golf for fame.

The Internet is a game changer. I'm hopeful I can make a contribution by providing a way to learn about the game of golf free of charge.

Fame is addictive. Money is addictive. Attention is addictive. But golf is second to none.

When I am working it is up early and coffee and 15 hours of being on the set. When I am not working, it is up late and coffee, golf or softball and hopefully a ball game on the television.