Golf Quotes

I trained more than anybody ever in a golf film ever made - my swing is pretty hot.

I can't hit a ball more than 200 yards. I have no butt. You need a butt if you're going to hit a golf ball.

I get to play golf for a living. What more can you ask for - getting paid for doing what you love.

If you call on God to improve the results of a shot while it is still in motion, you are using 'an outside agency' and subject to appropriate penalties under the rules of golf.

Golf is like 99.9 percent of my life, and then there's school. I don't get much time to go out with my friends.

There are some guys out here that can really play golf, but it has not been their focus for that long.

One travels like a golf ball, hopping from green to green.

Golf is an awkward set of bodily contortions designed to produce a graceful result.

Of course, money matters to everyone even if some don't want to admit it. If I won the Race to Dubai, I look at that prize money and think it could pay off my new house or the range I'm building. I am privileged to play golf for a living - look around St Andrews, that's my office.

I don't like to watch golf on television because I can't stand people who whisper.

What most people don't understand is that UFOs are on a cosmic tourist route. That's why they're always seen in Arizona, Scotland, and New Mexico. Another thing to consider is that all three of those destinations are good places to play golf. So there's possibly some connection between aliens and golf.

I try to deign golf courses that are individual in character and individual in their own standing.

Golf is the most useless outdoor game ever devised to waste the time and try the spirit of man.

They call it golf because all the other four letter words were taken.

But in the end it's still a game of golf, and if at the end of the day you can't shake hands with your opponents and still be friends, then you've missed the point.

Reverse every natural instinct and do the opposite of what you are inclined to do, and you will probably come very close to having a perfect golf swing.

I carry a golf ball to put under my feet when they get tight, and a Thera-Band for general stretching.

You could argue that if the average golfer plays a golf course with 430-yard par 4s and they always miss the green, that's good practice. It's definitely great practice to play a course that's too long for you.

I really enjoy playing 'Tiger Woods' on the Wii, and you can set the levels to easy, medium, or hard, so I think it's definitely a good way for kids to learn the motion of a golf swing if they want to get into the sport. It makes it more fun for them as well.

I don't think the philosophy really changes between men and women. I think golf courses need to become more distance-friendly overall. I think golf courses almost need to develop a more generic set of tees instead of calling them black, blue, red or whatever.

I like to play golf. I like to shoot hoops.

I played a lot of other sports at school and just one day the golf bug bit me and I started playing serious golf from when I was ten years old.

A kid grows up a lot faster on the golf course. Golf teaches you how to behave.

Golf is good, it means I get some fresh air and exercise, take my mind off work and see some of the landscape of the place I'm visiting.

That's why we have practice rounds. We make the adjustments as we go around, try and find out how to play the golf course the best we can. No big deal, it's nothing to me, it's the same for me as it is to everybody and we're all trying to understand it.

Golf is a spiritual game. It's like Zen. You have to let your mind take over.