Golf Quotes

I know I am getting better at golf because I am hitting fewer spectators.

That's why we have practice rounds. We make the adjustments as we go around, try and find out how to play the golf course the best we can. No big deal, it's nothing to me, it's the same for me as it is to everybody and we're all trying to understand it.

Golf is a spiritual game. It's like Zen. You have to let your mind take over.

Golf is a game in which one endeavors to control a ball with implements ill adapted for the purpose.

I could go away five or six weeks in a row and never touch a club. I would just look at them and say, 'I just don't want to; it's not that important.' And it wasn't that important. Golf - I don't want to answer loosely - I pay a lot of attention to it, but I don't ever really think about it.

Every golf course should have its carbon rating on the scorecard, alongside its Course Rating, Slope, par and yardage.

I trained more than anybody ever in a golf film ever made - my swing is pretty hot.

I can't hit a ball more than 200 yards. I have no butt. You need a butt if you're going to hit a golf ball.

I get to play golf for a living. What more can you ask for - getting paid for doing what you love.

If you call on God to improve the results of a shot while it is still in motion, you are using 'an outside agency' and subject to appropriate penalties under the rules of golf.

Golf is like 99.9 percent of my life, and then there's school. I don't get much time to go out with my friends.

There are some guys out here that can really play golf, but it has not been their focus for that long.

One travels like a golf ball, hopping from green to green.

Golf is an awkward set of bodily contortions designed to produce a graceful result.

Of course, money matters to everyone even if some don't want to admit it. If I won the Race to Dubai, I look at that prize money and think it could pay off my new house or the range I'm building. I am privileged to play golf for a living - look around St Andrews, that's my office.

I understand why marriages break up over golf. I can't even talk about my own handicap because it's too upsetting.

Golf is a game in which you yell "fore," shoot six, and write down five.

I'll tell you what, I've been in some seriously bad places playing golf and it's just part of the game.

I have a tip that can take 5 strokes off anyone's golf game. It's called an eraser.

I'm just a seasonal guy. Basketball, football, baseball, boxing, golf. Give it to me all the time.

You have a lot of time on these tours. As Alice Cooper said, you can either drink all day or golf.

You know, why the game of golf is popular? Very easy, it's a great game.

It was cool for a couple of weeks, but how much bad golf can you play?

I did envisage being this successful as a player, but not all the hysteria around it off the golf course.

I hate golf to be tricked up. To me it's a fun game.

Years ago we discovered the exact point, the dead center of middle age. It occurs when you are too young to take up golf and too old to rush up to the net.

When I'm swinging well, nobody hits the golf ball any better than I do.

I know the other side. I know what awful golf is.

And I don't really like golf. I know a lot of English footballers play, but I know that if I go with the club to play, sooner or later I will end up trying to smash the ball with my foot.

I'm used to the golf course playing soft, so tomorrow I'm going to have to pay attention a little bit more.