Golf Quotes

I carry a golf ball to put under my feet when they get tight, and a Thera-Band for general stretching.

You could argue that if the average golfer plays a golf course with 430-yard par 4s and they always miss the green, that's good practice. It's definitely great practice to play a course that's too long for you.

I really enjoy playing 'Tiger Woods' on the Wii, and you can set the levels to easy, medium, or hard, so I think it's definitely a good way for kids to learn the motion of a golf swing if they want to get into the sport. It makes it more fun for them as well.

If a lot of people gripped a knife and fork the way they do a golf club, they'd starve to death.

I don't think the philosophy really changes between men and women. I think golf courses need to become more distance-friendly overall. I think golf courses almost need to develop a more generic set of tees instead of calling them black, blue, red or whatever.

I like to play golf. I like to shoot hoops.

I played a lot of other sports at school and just one day the golf bug bit me and I started playing serious golf from when I was ten years old.

A kid grows up a lot faster on the golf course. Golf teaches you how to behave.

Golf is good, it means I get some fresh air and exercise, take my mind off work and see some of the landscape of the place I'm visiting.

That's why we have practice rounds. We make the adjustments as we go around, try and find out how to play the golf course the best we can. No big deal, it's nothing to me, it's the same for me as it is to everybody and we're all trying to understand it.

Golf is a spiritual game. It's like Zen. You have to let your mind take over.

Golf is a game in which one endeavors to control a ball with implements ill adapted for the purpose.

I could go away five or six weeks in a row and never touch a club. I would just look at them and say, 'I just don't want to; it's not that important.' And it wasn't that important. Golf - I don't want to answer loosely - I pay a lot of attention to it, but I don't ever really think about it.

Every golf course should have its carbon rating on the scorecard, alongside its Course Rating, Slope, par and yardage.

I trained more than anybody ever in a golf film ever made - my swing is pretty hot.

I can't hit a ball more than 200 yards. I have no butt. You need a butt if you're going to hit a golf ball.

It's a piece of property that, if you're going to have a development out here, you need to have a golf course because you need to take care of the effluent water being created by the development.

Golf is about knowledge, and studying another player - more than listening to a teacher - is the best way to get it.

There is nothing in this game of golf that can't be improved upon if you practice.

Golf is supposed to be fun, but I don't think anything is fun if you're not doing it reasonably well.

If you break 100, watch your golf. If you break 80, watch your business.

I understand why marriages break up over golf. I can't even talk about my own handicap because it's too upsetting.

Golf is a game in which you yell "fore," shoot six, and write down five.

I'll tell you what, I've been in some seriously bad places playing golf and it's just part of the game.

I have a tip that can take 5 strokes off anyone's golf game. It's called an eraser.

I'm just a seasonal guy. Basketball, football, baseball, boxing, golf. Give it to me all the time.

You have a lot of time on these tours. As Alice Cooper said, you can either drink all day or golf.

You know, why the game of golf is popular? Very easy, it's a great game.

It was cool for a couple of weeks, but how much bad golf can you play?

I did envisage being this successful as a player, but not all the hysteria around it off the golf course.