Golf Quotes

You're the only one in control over your golf ball. It's not like tennis: you're hitting a shot and somebody's hitting it back at you.

Whenever I have any spare time I have a game of golf.

How do you combat a man with a firearm? You don't combat him with a golf club, baseball bat or a knife. You combat him with another firearm.

Golf appeals to the idiot in us and the child. Just how childlike golf players become is proven by their frequent inability to count past five.

Golf is played by twenty million mature American men whose wives think they are out having fun.

I like golf, hiking, camping, boating and fishing.

Show me a man who is a good loser and I'll show you a man who is playing golf with his boss.

Let the machine take care of the machines, and I'll go spend more time with my family, or golf.

Art is not predictable. Art is not golf, as great as that may be. There are 360 degrees of choice to make.

Playing polo is like trying to play golf during an earthquake.

I guess what was going to come back came back on Monday. Of course now I've played a different golf course. I've played two practice rounds and two tournament rounds all kind of the same and now today I've played a different golf course.

Stan said he used to keep Hardy late, make him miss his golf game, and really get him mad.

Golf is like solitaire. When you cheat, you only cheat yourself.

You do what you need to if you're serious about playing great golf.

I can remember running around at the age of 3, wanting to play golf, cricket and football. I was always active, one way or another, driving my parents mad.

The income tax has made liars out of more Americans than golf.

I've spent more time playing golf than anything else the last 18 years. Just wanted to be an 80s-shooter. Got there, too.

To be consistently effective, you must put a certain distance between yourself and what happens to you on the golf course. This is not indifference, it's detachment.

If I can hit the ball the way I want to hit it on the range, I'd rather do that than play golf. I just love the feeling of hitting good golf shots.

My manager always preaches golf comes first.

I know bugger all about golf.

I've seen the bottom and I know the difference between good golf and bad golf.

I like to play snooker, golf as well.

My golf is woeful but I will never surrender.

There would be nothing to get me to run for president. I don't even understand how anyone would want that job at all. Although I would be able to play golf which I don't seem to have time now.

Golf is growing, and there are more good young players, but you don't see them going abroad. It's so expensive to travel.

I mean, I think having a great family like I do. You know, I tend to want to give it all I have when I'm at the golf course, and then when I leave I don't want to think about golf at all. And I just remind myself almost daily that golf's just my job, it's not who I am.

Do your best, one shot at a time and then move on. Remember that golf is just a game.

I play bad golf for good charities like the LA Police.

I've got a golf scholarship for school, so they understand if I'm away. A couple of years ago they called to see why I wasn't at school, and now they're like, 'oh, she's at golf.' Sometimes I'm in class and sometimes the teachers don't realize I'm there. She goes, 'oh, Lydia's absent.' And I'm like 'no, actually, I'm here.'